Pooma

Pooma is a jargon used widely in the Consulting World. It is an acronym for Pulled Out Of My Ass. In the Consulting world, Consultants use the term widely to come up with random non-sense to get their points across and convince the client

On being asked how did Billi get those numbers, he replied, "I pooma'd it."

by red_blossom February 13, 2019

Premature wax-elation

When you wax your legs too early in the year and only have a few good days to enjoy your waxed legs, usually because of bad weather.

Ugh, I suffered from Premature Wax-elation last year when there was a sunny weekend, it rained non-stop for the next 3 weeks, if only I had waited until nearer summer.

by Ginger Squirrel April 22, 2019

premature elocution

Refers to a keyboarding-slip whereby you inadvertently "catch" da "Enter" key wif da right side of your thick clumsy finger when hitting da "quote/apostrophe" key while composing an instant-message to someone, causing said incomplete/unedited message to get sent to him before you were ready.

I love these new rubbery finger-cots dat reduce impact-fatigue/soreness of my fingertips while keyboarding and give me better "traction" on the keys, but da boots' sticky spongy surfaces cause me to perform a lot more premature elocutions than if I was just typing wif my bare leathery-dry fingers.

by QuacksO May 20, 2019

Phoma

Phone coma. One who falls into a vegetative state from being on their phone for a ridiculous amount of time.

As I came out of my phoma, I then realized five hours had passed.

by easilyneglected June 28, 2019

Premature sendication

When you are typing a message in Snapchat and the SEND button gets in your way and you send it before you are ready.

I’m sorry I didn’t finish my message before hitting send. I suffer from premature sendication.

by SisterSue October 4, 2019

Premature Emmanuelation

The act of celebrating christmas before christmas

He’s listening to christmas songs in november?

That’s Premature Emmanuelation

by Its_tufty December 8, 2019

Premature talking

Premature talking is when you are not at the "talking"phase of a relationship or friendship, but you are getting there. This might take weeks,months, even years but eventually you will leave the premature talking phase and into the "talking" phase. It might take a little time but eventually you will enter the phase of "talking".

I'm sorry, I am premature talking to someone.

by Youngmanwwwww December 20, 2019