The cat and the pecker

A joke.

There was this guy who went to see his girlfriend and her mother who was sweeping the front porch said she wasn't there.So he sit down in a chair on the front porch to wait for her.
It was a cain bottom chair and there was a big hole in the seat. And he didn't have on any underwear and had split his pants.
So his pecker fell out of his pants and was hanging down. And the cat came up and started playing with it.

The mother swung her broom at the cat but missed and hit him in his cock and balls.
And after that the guy never came back.

did you hear the one about the cat and the pecker?

by deep blue 2012 June 2, 2010

Peckham

The one assuming or forcing the dominant role in a homosexual relationship

I just saw Aaron avoid him he was a Peckham in jail

by Time2B4D December 3, 2016

peckish

it's an adjective used to describe the feeling when you're craving kisses or like... horny for a make out session. it doesn't usually go beyond that though. so it's only for kissing.

A: I really want some kisses rn
B: OH, you're feeling peckish?
A: peckish? what?
B: You're kiss horny...
A: oh... yeah... im peckish rn.

by tinyurl.com/v3n6ilmf February 4, 2021

Peckerwood

Peckerwood derived from the blacks forcing the whites into orally pleasuring them (because they looked like a the woodpecker pecking wood while thrusting another man's "wood" down their throat) in prison during a time period of history when the white population in prison was very few and far between. The term is now IGNORANTLY worn proudly by a large number of white Americans in prison.

"DROP to your knees PECKERWOOD!"

by johnsmith91981 June 12, 2018

pecker

often a slang word for "chicken"

That pecker is peckin on some corn...yeah...

by Big Fat J January 31, 2003

pecker popper

to put an object like a pen in your dickhole and pop your prostate gland.

by john April 25, 2003

peckerwood

derogatory term for a white male, primarily used by african americans

this term came about in part because of the stereotype that African American males have bigger peckers than white males and know how to use them: they can have slow sex with their women because of the size of their peckers and their mad skills. on the other hand, white males stereotypically have smaller peckers and thus must thrust very fast like a wood pecker pecking wood in order to please their women with said peckers. therefore white males are peckerwoods also an inversion of the word "woodpecker."

Damn peckerwoods, always tryin to beat down the black folk!

by aerynNIsquared February 21, 2009