pearcey

To embark on what appears to be a dead cert but turns out to be horribly and desperately disappointing and humiliates you in front of your friends.

"You wouldn't believe it, Christian did a complete pearcey last week. He took a young swedish girl to St Tropez for a week and spent €40,000 and didn't even get his fingers wet or his cock felt! Loser!"

by Tonto September 16, 2004

pearcey

Referring to a young man who has homosexual tendencies.

Girl: OMG you're checking out that boy, you pearcey!

by Jekka Jackenson February 16, 2009

PEARL

Physical Evidence And Reasoned Logic

An alternative to the term atheist.

Are you an atheist?

-Nah man, I hate that term, I consider myself a pearlist.

by Skroting July 24, 2009

Chuddles [chud] [semen] [sperm] [cum] [pearl necklace]

1. A puddle of semen.
2. Thick, chunky semen.

Chuddles chud semen sperm cum pearl necklace, Chuddled, "Dude, I chuddled all over her face!", "Dude, I left chuddles on her breasts."

by PIXELjunke January 3, 2009

Pearce Bergh

Lame ; super lame ; the lamest guy

masons brother

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

Lady Pearl

Much like the creation of a regular pearl, a lady pearl is formed by a grain of sand irritating a human female's bearded oyster until a Lady Pearl (vag pearl) is formed.

What's your problem bitch, are you on the rag or just making a lady pearl?

by Your mother's new boyfriend May 28, 2008

Over the Pearls, Under the Crown

A blowjob focusing solely on the underside shaft of the penis.

Refers to the simple instructions given to queens and princesses on how to hold their hands during waiving to a crowd.

Dave: Missy gave me the best blowjob last night.

Steve: Oh yeah?

Dave: Yeah. She kept me from cumming by going Over the Pearls, Under the Crown.

Steve: Cool.

by The Pretzelman January 5, 2010