Parachute Ass

A person's ass that is very large and extends out far behind them, resembling the parachute used to slow down drag cars.

"John's ass is bigger than his stomach!"
"I know, its a real parachute ass."

by Roodeer March 26, 2016

Paniced

Being in a state of ultimate and sudden stress

"Surprised by the surprise exam, Arianna paniced."

by thesneakywraith February 26, 2021

super toilet panic

keep appendages away from one of the 'super toilets' when flushing. one could easily visualize self going right down!!

he jumped back in a super toilet panic when he heard the "jet taking off" sound!!

i found myself in a super toilet panic upon flushing same!!

by michael foolsley December 14, 2009

Golden Parachute

When your boy friend pisses on your umbrella and you jump off the roof with it on to a massive dildo.

Dave didn't make it to the golf tournament today, he suffered a broken leg from performing a Golden Parachute last night.

by MeanJoeGreen1979 June 16, 2015

parachute pants

when you poop its parachute pants.

todya i pooped and it was parachute pants.

by jeremy December 15, 2003

panic at the disco fan

A person that’s of little value (12-14) that doesn't know anything about music except what's played on TV and is trying to seek out some sort of small stature in life; They are piss-weak and deserve to be fucking annihilated.

Panic at the disco fans are annoying twats that spend there mother's money on cds of pussy like n00b bands such as these.

by PuzzlePieces January 21, 2007

Panic Buying

Something that selfish twats do prior to a Covid-19 lockdown and don't even consider other individuals in need for the products being hoarded.

BREAKING NEWS: "CORONAVIRUS IS ON THE RISE".

Karens: Starts panic Buying loo roll, canned products, Easter eggs, baby wipes, pasta etc.

by UltimateDoge May 7, 2021