A person's ass that is very large and extends out far behind them, resembling the parachute used to slow down drag cars.
by Roodeer March 26, 2016
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Get the Paniced mug.keep appendages away from one of the 'super toilets' when flushing. one could easily visualize self going right down!!
he jumped back in a super toilet panic when he heard the "jet taking off" sound!!
i found myself in a super toilet panic upon flushing same!!
i found myself in a super toilet panic upon flushing same!!
by michael foolsley December 14, 2009
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Dave didn't make it to the golf tournament today, he suffered a broken leg from performing a Golden Parachute last night.
by MeanJoeGreen1979 June 16, 2015
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Get the parachute pants mug.A person that’s of little value (12-14) that doesn't know anything about music except what's played on TV and is trying to seek out some sort of small stature in life; They are piss-weak and deserve to be fucking annihilated.
Panic at the disco fans are annoying twats that spend there mother's money on cds of pussy like n00b bands such as these.
by PuzzlePieces January 21, 2007
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BREAKING NEWS: "CORONAVIRUS IS ON THE RISE".
Karens: Starts panic Buying loo roll, canned products, Easter eggs, baby wipes, pasta etc.
Karens: Starts panic Buying loo roll, canned products, Easter eggs, baby wipes, pasta etc.
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