pooter

A variant of pootah.

Dang, mah pooter crashed on me.

by SaintAleia August 25, 2004

Pooter

A portmanteau of Poop and Pottebaum, used too indicate severe phallic-licking to the point of being a cock-teether. Primarily used when referring too Brian Pottebaum, Boulder, Colorado.

Other variations include: Poo-Ta-Ta, Poo-Bear, Poo-Bomb.

1. Where's Pooter at?

2. Don't be such a Pooter.

by T. Riad April 21, 2005

poodle

When a retail store is completely dead. In some cases, the clerk's are so bored that they may even forget they are working.

Person 1: Hey Darenik. How was work yesterday?
Person 2: Ohh man, we had like 3 customers all night.. It was definitly a poodle!

by CTvsSC February 8, 2009

Poodle

To facebook stalk or google someone you just met the night before. Usually done in desperation once you realize you didn't get the persons phone number.

I can't believe John poodled that girl from the bar last night on facebook!

by renderingmayhem March 2, 2009

Pooter

A pooter is either 2 cheeks on your face or your arse.
Which ever 2 cheeks you decide are your pooter's, they become your pooter's. Pooter.

Hey, your pooter is on your face! Wtf, mines on my arse.

by Yopootersrok101 April 16, 2010

Loogie Pooter

A mucas infested pussy, or a loogie filled vagina.

When a guy coughs up a loogie into a girls vagina while eating her out. Her pussy then becomes a mucas infested pussy also known as a loogie pooter. It's disgusting.

by Matt Shaffer September 14, 2008

pootlesnoot

A pussy ass bitch

This pootlesnoot was such a coward asking his teammates to fight when he couldn’t.

by Tripikitten March 25, 2024