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pace car

A police or highway patrol car driving on an interstate highway making it impossible for anyone to pass.
Dude, you're only going 55! I know, there's a pace car in front of me.
by J-Rod123 May 11, 2006
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PACE car

An acronym standing for "Phone, Asian, Chick, Elderly," stereotypically considered the four worst categories of drivers (i.e., people talking on cell phones, people of Asian decent, women and old people). Similar to a pace car in NASCAR, the PACE car usually sets the pace for the flow of traffic by driving slowly or erratically in front of cars wishing to pass or drive faster. Once the PACE car gets out of the way, traffic will return to normal speeds and predictability. Often other drivers in the rear of the pack will guess which category the PACE car driver belongs to before seeing the driver when and if they are finally able to pass.
Be careful honey, it looks like there's a PACE car up ahead creating a bottleneck in the flow of traffic. At first I thought they were looking for an address or parking space but now I can see its just a PACE car. What kind of PACE car do you think it will turn out to be?
by C. Elliot Lee September 15, 2013
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The Fitness Gram Pacer Test

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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test designed to torture children and make them want to die. It progressively gets more shitty as it continues. The 20-meter death test will begin in 30 secs. It will have you gasping for breath while your P.E. teacher yells at you to "KEEP MOVING" and you want to tell him to STFU. Line up at the start. The running speed starts fine I guess you could say but gets faster and makes you feel more suicidal each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run even when you want to fucking faint and never walk again. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over and you will thank god for giving you mercy. The test will begin on the dreaded word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
* poor student 1 dragging on the floor herself through the hall because she can't even bear to walk.*

Poor student 1: *moans in pain*
Her athletic best friend: Come on you can get there.
Poor student 1: * says in very tired voice* Can't you see I'm trying.
*two Athletic students carrying poor student 2 to the nurse's office because he fainted in the middle of the test and will probably only get an ice pack*
Her Athletic Friend: Poor kid
Poor student number 1: I am not surprised. This is what the Fitness Gram Pacer test does to children.
by That funny person January 15, 2020
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placebo

A truely spiffing band. Sadly, people only seem to take notice of the sexy lead singer, and not the other two sexy members! They are friends with David Bowie, which makes them even cooler. Look out for the bassist's dance moves, they rule.
Oh my, when I saw Placebo live I was about two feet away from Stefan's hips *drools*
by Naomi June 27, 2004
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placement

jail for teens.
pretty confined and miserable place.
you smoke weed, drink, run away from home, and fail school.
odds are, your parents are gonna send u to placement.
by ericcore7 December 23, 2007
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A class that causes students to fear the letters D, B, and Q together. Also causes them to question their sanity. If a class was ever the devil-incarnate, this is it.
It WILL take over your life. No question.
by Hosre shoes April 26, 2005
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peace

She sat in the beautiful garden at peace with herself and the world.
by TB1 September 25, 2005
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