child pimp

a parent, usually female, who uses her children in a malicious manner against the other parent because they have nothing else.

Did you know Gina won't let her children see their Daddy?

Yea. Well, she has nothing else to use against him.

I know. What a child pimp

by ladybug09 December 5, 2013

butterfly pimp

An older lesbian that pimps out young girls to other girls. Lesbians that take young girl ho's are known as "Jane's."

Yeah, we went to the poetry slam and wondered why all those old ladies had those college girls around, the I found out she was a butterfly pimp.

by Steve-er January 22, 2014

Sass Pimp

A collector of sassy friends.

"Cliff is sassy. No, he encourages good sass. Cliff is kind of like a curator of sass. He's... a sass pimp. It surrounds and follows him."

by Dance. Geek. October 11, 2016

limp pimp

A man who was attractive in the past, but has lost all charm and is no longer desired

Steve Buschemi is such a limp pimp.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

Limp pimp

A conventional pimp whomst does not in any way mix business with pleasure.

Remember that guy George we met? that guy is such a limp pimp!

by dad that has too much too drin August 9, 2017

life pimp

One who makes life their bitch.

More specifically, one who is able to hustle hard and be successful, while staying cool and not stressing the small shit; to have it all and bust ass, but have fun and enjoy life while doing so.

I could stress out about how I have no time to get things done, but I'm a life pimp, so that shit doesn't bother me

by Toastedchez October 24, 2017

Micro Pimp

A small young cuban with a gold chain and the classic black crewneck and ripped jeans

1.did you see that micro pimp, he looked small.

by Juul tm. January 29, 2019