Personal security

When they mesmerize having you wrapped up in a warm colcha next them 24/7

David Omar daydreams on having his new friend as personal security while he preps healthy meals all day.

by Sota November 2, 2017

personal cocktail

A drink you vomit into and then continue drinking because you don’t realize it due to your intoxication

David was so wasted the other night he made a personal cocktail without realizing and kept going

by TikiRouge January 25, 2018

personal cushion

Another word for butt. Was first coined on Ellen's Game of Games.

Ellen: According to the Urban Dictionary and the Oxford Thesaurus, name another word for butt.

Beth: personal cushion!

by YuvalMonster April 3, 2018

personality machine broke

Uh just a sassy phrase I use

"whassup girl"
"Personality machine broke"

by Frizzzz June 26, 2018

personal chaos injection engine

That thing or person in your life that appears to exist simply to make your continued existence more difficult. This can be a friend, family member, colleague, pet, or just your hoopty that makes your life difficult. This is differentiated from a simple issue in that it can't easily be eliminated without substantial cost and rather than passively irritating you the PCIE appears to thrive on creating more trouble.

My personal chaos injection engine decided the set all my clothes on fire last night because I deleted "The Bold Type" from the DVR.

by Evil Architect June 26, 2018

Personal Fowl

A chicken, and he is your best companion

Don't speak poorly of Kevin. He is my personal fowl.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Personal Paradise

The love sick, mushy, feeling you get after ejaculating, or when masturbating and you feel the vanilla pudding rise up your chords

Oh yes, HALLELUJAH!!!! THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I AM AT THE BEACH IN LOS ANGELES OR MIAMI WITH FRIENDS AND HAVING SEX ON MY BEACH TOWEL WITH A SURF BOARD COVER UP!!! It SURE IS FEELS LIKE A VACATION, A PERSONAL VACATION, A PERSONAL PARADISE!!!!!

by YGA Shark Choppa March 11, 2019