Penguine Shuffle

The act of clentching your ass cheeks together and taking short steps while waddling to avoid anal leakage, or to prevent further blowouts.

Upon waking up after a long night of drinking I had to do the penguine shuffle all the way to the bathroom so I didnt shit my pants.

by super special E March 13, 2010

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Penguin Beak

The sexual act of taping four fingers (excluding the thumb) together and fingering your partner. This is totally orgasmic and is not limited to the vagina.Gay guys can do it too!

Bill: Dude, I totally penguin beaked my girlfriend last night!

Jake: Isn't that like, illegal?

Bill: Probably, but it's fucking awesome. The only issue I had was getting the tape glue and cum off my fingers.

by Sir Charles Winifred the 3rd. May 25, 2010

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Penguin Packed

To describe the degree of crowdedness at a location. When a place is extremely packed with people and your body is almost touching the person in front of you, and you're moving at a slow pace (1 inch per 3 seconds) you sort of wobble sideways like a penguin with every step. Commonly experienced at a very crowded and popular night club and such places.

Man! It was penguin packed, took a very long time just to move from one end of the room to the other!

by KSAComedy March 20, 2011

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penguinist

Someone who favors Linux.

He doesn't like Windows, so he must be a penguinist.

by Raipe September 28, 2013

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Penguin Strut

The act of laying a girl down on her stomach and lubing up her thighs so much, to slide your balls through for the best kind of pleasure, that she has to waddle to the bathroom to wipe all the gunk off.

"Man, I thrust my balls up in her thighs so much last night she had to penguin strut to clean herself up."

by totolotka February 21, 2015

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