pancake effect 

the effect of reducing one to flatness after being squished.

Guy: "Dude, some alex bitch was creepin on me and i ran away, but she found me and jumped on me."

Girl: "Ew, atleast there wasnt the pancake effect."

Guy: "Do you see how flat i am right now......"

Girl: "Oh shit, the pancake effect is worse than i thought."

pancake effect by xpathuntx January 7, 2010

sloppy pancake 

Sloppy Pancakes or (Tortitas Desaliñadas) as some people refer to it as, is the act of violently blowing your load on a plate and adding ingredients such as strawberries, chocolate chips or whatever your heart desires, and tossing it in the oven at a temperature of 375 for 15 minutes. You know it is down when it has a sort of pancakey consistency. Whereafter, you shall apply a liberal amount of whipped toppings of your choice and serve. Best enjoyed with a cup of OJ.

Would you like a sloppy pancake with your eggs dear?

sloppy pancake by BigDildo January 16, 2009

sweaty sweaty pancake 

When you smack some hoe in the face with your sweaty gonad and strife. Then you get the hell out of their like a skeet and skoot.

Charlie smacked his sweaty sweaty pancake all over Shelby Higgs.

sweaty sweaty pancake by Dirty Mexican September 18, 2006

pancake 

In football, a type of block in which a player hits another player with enough force to knock him down, with the blocked player usually landing flat on his back.

The right guard totally pancaked that blitzing linebacker.

pancake by apost8 November 22, 2003

pancake ass 

Does not apply to just women, many men have flat ass too. Have you seen the amount of them who have their belts under their ass? Insufficient buttocks to hold them up.

Keith has a pancake ass, his jeans fell down on stage and he tripped and fell over

pancake ass by Avid WAS Fan April 12, 2009

pancake 

1. To end a relationship suddenly.

2. To break up with an individual without prior warning.

3. To get dumped by someone and remain clueless to the reason.

1. "I pancaked the relationship."

2. "It's time to pancake Jim."

3. "I got pancaked."

pancake by Barflies July 16, 2008

Fuck My Ass Syrup Onto My Dick Pancake 

Using so much exlax, that one's intestines SPEW out of your asshole, onto your partners penis. Followed by shitting pancake shaped turds onto there chest. (Mostly done by Mexicans, or Fetal Pigs.)

Old Man 1: so anyone up to Fuck my ass syrup onto my dick pancake?
Old Man 2: Isn't that a little bit rushed? or Meixican? i Met you yesterday.
Fetal Pig 1: Im down, don't be a Pussy

Fuck My Ass Syrup Onto My Dick Pancake by ChefPubert May 30, 2009