nutt hook

The holes on the bottom of matt's pants that the girls use to get with him
hey matt do your balls itch get your balls out of your nutt hook
by kazmyn May 11, 2004
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hooked on phonics

According to Karkat Vantas in his 2012 smash hit single Karkalicious, this refers to those whom Strider's beats are best suited for.
Strider's beats are best suited for trolls hooked on phonics.
by DocScratch December 13, 2021
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Off the Hook

"Off the hook" is a phrase describing a disappointing, mundane, or unpleasant experience or event.

This refers to the scene the movie The Cell, where the hero suspends himself from the ceiling with hooks through his skin. It provides a sense of weightlessness and freedom from the stress of everyday life. Being forced off the hooks drags him back to the brutal realities of women using him to harm themselves.
"My girlfriend came home early, so I found myself off the hook prematurely and had to release my captives before completing my master plan."
by Butlerj9 October 21, 2020
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cap'n hook

Someone who lives off the profession of being prostitute. A whore who sells sex on craigslist.
He got with that cap'n hook 5 nights ago and fucked her for an unknown amount of time. He said he had a better time than he ever did that ho who he payed dinner for.
by POW right in the kissah April 25, 2010
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Whale Hook

The act of forming a cup with your hand and sneaking up behind someone you hate and in one swift motion reach between their legs and grab their balls pulling them as hard as possible into the pelvis rendering them helpless.
It was a very bad day indeed when the vicious whale hooking accident left Mr. Foster unable to ever reproduce.
by the_taint_yodeler November 07, 2013
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sfincter hook

a form of hazing. the middle and index finger off both hands is inserted into ones anus. they are then twisted so they hook on to the inner walls of the anus.
if you can slap your own ass while doing this it is called a sfincter spank
by Cott Peterson March 10, 2005
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captain hook

Man, that tyler Nelson of Ashtabula, Ohio gave the hook to jessica farina!
by Beyonce gives me b.js June 30, 2003
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