v. To be raped by rogers cellular billing when a Canadian is travelling abroad (to the USA for example), and makes or receives mobile phone calls.
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Thank you for your email. As I am currently out of the country, I will have limited access to voicemail, phone, and email.
I will get Rogers Raped if I accept or make calls from my mobile phone, I will call you back from my mobile phone only if the matter is of urgent nature and you have text messaged me.
I will advise you at that time how great my backdoor feels with a splintery rogers broomstick in it, and to make it quick since Rogers Billing is currently raping me.
I will return all calls and emails not of urgent nature upon my return, in between therapy sessions for my Rogers Raping that took place while away.
Sincerely,
Veener Goesintighten
Thank you for your email. As I am currently out of the country, I will have limited access to voicemail, phone, and email.
I will get Rogers Raped if I accept or make calls from my mobile phone, I will call you back from my mobile phone only if the matter is of urgent nature and you have text messaged me.
I will advise you at that time how great my backdoor feels with a splintery rogers broomstick in it, and to make it quick since Rogers Billing is currently raping me.
I will return all calls and emails not of urgent nature upon my return, in between therapy sessions for my Rogers Raping that took place while away.
Sincerely,
Veener Goesintighten
by Hulkman Really-Mad July 9, 2011
Get the Rogers Rapedmug. A self pleasuring position that erupted in the late 1980's in the town of Rouleau, Saskatchewan where Mr. Roger Flender grew up. Roger, among other extra curricular activities, had a fetish for roosters. He grew so attached to the animal that he wanted to further his love by mimicking their style for pleasure. The position has 4 steps: (Note, this will only work for males)
1. Push your stiff boner between your legs so that it is pointing directly behind you.
2. Close your legs, holding your boner in this position.
3. Keeping your legs together, bend down slowly so that the tip of your boner pushes through the gap just above your ankles depending on the length of your boner.
4. Then with the help of your favorite lube, continue to pleasure the tip of your penis by pushing it in and out of the gap above your ankles.
* Shave the part of your legs where your boner touches for added smoothness/pleasure.
1. Push your stiff boner between your legs so that it is pointing directly behind you.
2. Close your legs, holding your boner in this position.
3. Keeping your legs together, bend down slowly so that the tip of your boner pushes through the gap just above your ankles depending on the length of your boner.
4. Then with the help of your favorite lube, continue to pleasure the tip of your penis by pushing it in and out of the gap above your ankles.
* Shave the part of your legs where your boner touches for added smoothness/pleasure.
by Gilbert Brandon October 8, 2011
Get the Roger Roostermug. by Dis nut empti February 20, 2021
Get the ellie dodds rogersmug. A dude who likes spending a shit ton of money on video games.
Also someone who likes being stepped on by fictional mommies to the point others want to be like him
Also someone who likes being stepped on by fictional mommies to the point others want to be like him
Friend: So I bought all the crystal bundles with bonus, even the $100 one, the $2, $5, $15, and $30
Me: ...... So you pulled a Roger.......
Friend: Yes
Me: To pull Hutao and Ganyu.....
Friend: .....Yes
Me: *face palms*
Friend: I regret nothing :D
Me: ...... So you pulled a Roger.......
Friend: Yes
Me: To pull Hutao and Ganyu.....
Friend: .....Yes
Me: *face palms*
Friend: I regret nothing :D
by Jay024 December 13, 2021
Get the Rogermug. Roger is a member of historical / reenactment group who does not wear correct historical equpiment. These individuals often lack knowledge but reject every advice given to them.
"Hey man! Look at that Roger. He is wearing pyjamas under his surcoat!"
"Oh man this is so bad!"
"I hope I won't get into fight with that Roger over there."
"Lol. Are you afraid?"
"Me? No. But look at his armor. I can seriously injure him."
"Oh man this is so bad!"
"I hope I won't get into fight with that Roger over there."
"Lol. Are you afraid?"
"Me? No. But look at his armor. I can seriously injure him."
by WillyThePig April 13, 2020
Get the Rogermug. by kramerwannabe November 3, 2021
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Get the Rogermug.