jojoba oil

Liquidity oil that you use as lube for your ear lobes during the process of gauging

Before I can gauge my ears, they need to be soaked in jojoba oil so the taper will slide in nicely

jojoba oil by 041815 July 2, 2016

tennessee oil well 

The act of which a Male has diarrhea in a women's Vagina he then proceeds to drink it out perhaps with a straw

Bob enjoyed his Tennessee oil well in Tiffany

tennessee oil well by Dirty Mike in the muffs August 20, 2017

tennessee oil well 

Is the process of which a Male has diarrhea in a women's vagina he then proceeds to drink it out perhaps with a straw

Bob gave Tiffany a Tennessee oil well and he enjoyed it

tennessee oil well by Dirty Mike in the muffs August 20, 2017

Motor Oil 

The Greatest Lubricant Known To Man

Intellectual: Dude I just used the greatest lube ever
Dumbass: What was it?
Intellectual: Motor Oil
Dumbass: Get The Fuck Away From Me

Motor Oil by BigNig666 June 7, 2018

Texas Oil Pipe 

The act of a Texan defecating diarrhea in a sexual manner or, alternatively, said action performed in Texas, but not by a Texan.

"Everyone knows about the Alabama hot pocket, but people don't know about the Texas Oil Pipe...and that shit feels GOOD! Emma did it to last night, you know?"

"Good to know, Noah."

Texas Oil Pipe by leafster101 July 31, 2020

BP Oil Spill 

When a man or woman has explosive diarrhea in a bathtub, causing a layer of "oil" to rise to the top, in which the couple engages in sexual intercourse in such bathtub.

A - "So i did some kinky stuff with Cindy last night."

B - "Oh really? What kind of stuff?"

A - "We did the BP Oil Spill. Best sex of my life!"

B - "You're fucked up dude, I'm going home."

BP Oil Spill by Toby The Cat September 16, 2010

Elena's Fish Oil 

When a woman grabs a man's comb or hairbrush and uses it to pleasure herself (called hairbrushin). Leaving a thin coating of sparkling fluid that bonds with the man's hair when he unwittingly uses the item to style his hair. The end result is an subliminal aroma that causes instant jealousy in women and admiration in men. Not to be confused with Harvey's bristol cream.

Joan noticing the flacid nature of Lucas's hair decided what he really needed was a fine bit of Elena's fish oil to give him a little lift to his sagging coiffure. Little did she know, Lucas was the talk of the town the whole next day

Elena's Fish Oil by Phillis S. Mallets January 14, 2010