Sexual Offriender

When a friend makes an unwanted romantic advance on you

Dude, stop making moves on me, I don't want to date you so stop being a sexual offriender!

by lindser95 January 17, 2011

grayson olfers

A very beautiful and handsome seal. Can pick up human or seal. If you have ever seen this seal, you have just seen the most amazing seal ever. And btw don't ever challenge him in bed.

That Grayson Olfers is amazing!

by The Might One June 18, 2014

raymond ofner

An amazing awesome person. Very athletic gorgos eyes and amazing hair. Super duper cute. Has amazing clothes shoes and socks. The most funniest person in America.

Raymond ofner is awesome

by Raymond ofners are awesome March 6, 2015

no offence

a phrase used to imply you are about to offend someone

"No offence but your dress looks shit."

by c.a.l.m.down.larry November 2, 2015

Nose Offender

when someone smells so bad (whether it be body odor, a lingering fish smell, etc.) that you have basically become a smelly super villain

That girl is such a nose offender.

by hkz2345 November 17, 2015

Dick offender

A women who offends male genitals

She looks so ugly! What a dick offender.

by Youknowit!! October 21, 2016

first offenders

A group of minors who have received criminal charges but got off with a warning. Basically the luckiest of all pricks

I don't know how those first offenders did it but they got off on all charges

by Nickthenigger February 16, 2017