just kick them out

You're having a laugh with your mate and suddenly the teacher starts yelling at you to shush and threating that she'll kick us out the class and then all of a sudden you hear a noise... coming from the left hand corner.... "Just kick them out"....

Person 1) "hahahah that is so funny"
Person 2 teacher) Guys stop laughing and distracting people
Person 3) Just kick them out

by Im a victim August 31, 2025

Build cathedrals just to fart in them

(idiom)

To put deep care and meaning into something - only to follow it with something hilariously undignified, awkward, or unexpected. A poetic expression of how beauty and absurdity coexist.

He gave a TED Talk that moved the crowd to tears while trying to suppress a fart - and tripped walking offstage letting it rip. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.

We spent hours crafting a delicate love letter to humanity… then added a joke about a presence queef. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.

by Ashfires September 6, 2025

Don't fucking listen to them

Somebody told you not to say anything about this and YOUR KIDS DIED EXPLICITLY BECAUSE OF THAT DECISION. You need to un-make that decision.

Hym "I figured somebody would do something about THIS before anybody would, say, murder any kids but somebody told you not to say anything about this and of you don't I'm going to in the form of a child stabbing. Don't fucking listen to them. They already lead you astray. It isn't and WASN'T EVER GOING TO JUST BE ME. That's ISN'T an option and, just like living forever in paradise, the notion they sold to you that if I hadn't said anything it would have just been me is a lie and wishful thinking on their part."

by Hym Iam September 6, 2025

Gotta Catch Them All

"Gotta Catch Them All" is a term used as a goal of 100 percenting something, particularly in the Pokémon Universe.

"I gotta catch them all, but first I have to get this Pikachu into its ball."

by Minezss September 9, 2025

Gave them the mattress pump

To reveal to someone you’re engaged

“I wanted to take her by surprise revealing my ring so i gave them the mattress pump”

by socialelitist666 September 27, 2025

hating them

You can only hate them on tuesdays. NO HATING ON MONDAYS

I'm hating them on tuesdays

by prohater43 September 28, 2025

Bomb them more!

Finish the genocide so I can say "SEE! The Jews do genocide!" And everybody will ole'Hym was right aaaaall along. JEWS BAD! JUICE BAD! JUUUUUUICE BAAAAAAAAD!

Hym "Bomb them more! You haven't finished bombing them have you? Finish the job! You gotta really get in there. You've only destroyed their entire social infrastructure, hospitals, and homes and then starved them. You gotta drone strike them more... Or maybe... They're gonna start to think they can do it to YOU... TO THE JUICE! They are going to start thinking that they can put YOU into the camps. And we can't have that so keep bombing them! At all costs! 3. 3 more bombs. And then keep bombing."

by Hym Iam October 9, 2025