Crust Noob

Eating only the crust on a well made pizza that is not stuffed crust. Also being a total failure in anything you attempt

Kyser was a crust noob last night, total failure at Pizza Hut

by Uzi507 March 17, 2010

noob daddy

1. really cool person

2. mentally retarded

(or both)

None of you regular people can do stuff like noob daddy can!

by noobdaddy2 April 8, 2010

Xbox Noob

An Xbox Noob: Here are some examples that set Xbox Noobs apart:

Xbox Noob: I don't understand keyboard controls, there's too many buttons!

Xbox Noob: *found a top 10 video game hero poll* OMG MASTER CHIEF FOR THE WIN!

Xbox Noob: I'm going to post a video of me getting ridiculous no-scope headshots on CoD 4 on YouTube.

Xbox Noob: OMG CoD 4 is so much better than CoD 5. God!

They think Xbox Originals were better than the PS2.

They think Xbox 360's have better graphics than PC's.

They think Halo is better than Half-Life.

They make fun of people who have Xbox Live Silver.

by Eilrahc Snrub November 1, 2009

toal noob

A toal noob, aka total noob is someone who sucks at video games.

weiland cant even kill bots, what a toal noob.

by SvenTheConqueror June 11, 2006

FAMAS Noob

(n.) A person who, when playing the popular video game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 online, consistently wishes the use the French burst-fire assault rifle, the FAMAS. Typically known as a noob as the FAMAS is the first assault rifle available and is extremely accurate and powerful, therefore forever annoying opponent players.

"Urrgghhh!!! How the hell did he get me!? I had a SPAS-12!!! Urgh, FAMAS noob!!!!" *shakes fist*

by Standamanisdabest March 5, 2010

fucken noob

A noob that is sooooo fucken anoying.

I was playing Halo 3 last night on live an a fucken noob asked me if I wanted to hump his dead body.

by Nighthawk07 November 28, 2007

Jugger-Noob

a name for someone who overuses Juggernaut in the First person-shooter, call of duty 4. Juggernaut is the most annoying perk in the game with Martydom right behind it, allowing the player to DOUBLE their health. often annoying players the right to have a basic 1-hit kill or normal kill.

Sniper: I see you
(Gun shot, hit, juggernaut sign, guy survives and runs away)
Sniper: WTF?! JUGGER-NOOB

by Medina.Dean August 14, 2008