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I need assistance

What Susan Sarandon says when she's about to fuck you.
I need assistance toucha toucha toucha touch me
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Twink Needs

/twɪnkʰ ni:d͡z/

Slang term, a response used to describe a person whose behavior is erratic and contradictory, particularly in regards to acting massively like an incel and like a twink at the same time.
Penelope: Did you hear about what Ian found in David's diary?
Deborah: Yeah, totally twink needs.
by Lakeisha Loves Letters March 8, 2025
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Do you need that?

When someone says “Do you need that?” they’re basically challenging the other person. It’s usually said in a condescending or provoking way, almost like daring the other person to back up their words or actions. It can also come off as a warning, as if to say
After the guy kept talking tough, Jason stepped closer and smirked, saying, “Do you need that?”—almost daring him to make a move.
by acidbath February 19, 2025
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he needs more training

Or "He's on medication"... what it really means is that he's an a**h**e, but we don't want to admit it.
I always disgustedly roll my eyes when someone tried to play down someone's destructive/abrasive behavior by saying, "He needs more training", when I know very well that the person in question is simply a no-good jerk, and so no amount of "training" or "counselling" in gonna help him... if he's evil or selfish by nature, there's nothing that others can do to "reform" him; he himself has to WANT to change his ways before any positive progress can be made.
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
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i need a cookie

a phrase used when a women is in their menstrual cycle.
“I need a cookie” = “I need a pad
by oroe_ September 6, 2023
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you need that?

A polite way to ask for consensual, casual, sexual contact.
Hey! I’m in town later with some free time. You need that?
by Clot god June 22, 2025
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