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not so official florida day

On October 16th, anyone that has a name, you grab a pancake and throw it in the microwave. Why? I have no clue, and to the people who dont have a name. Find a microwave and throw it at a pancake.
Hey isnt it "not so official florida day"? Oh yeah!
by power surge outlet October 1, 2022
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Florida

Florida is really ratchet New York. The Miami metro area is basically the New York Metro areas except more crime and hotter. Even though New York gets snow, we don't have to worry about a hurricane every 2 weeks. Disney World is basically the only thing New York doesn't have, though you can find some magical bullshit in Westchester. They also have their shittier version of IHOP in Waffle House. Also they got Gators and Florida's football hasn't been good since Tim Tebow and Jameis Winston. The amount of crime in the state is pretty amazing; you can always find something on {Florida Man}. Final note: Syosset and Dix Hills > Boca
"Damn, they got a hella lot of tattoos."
"Welcome to Florida."
by iaintajap November 10, 2019
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Florida Missle

Noun: A beer bottle thrown from a moving vehicle typically at another moving vehicle or individual/group of individuals.
I saw the SOB that stole my surfboard so I launched a Florida missle at him!
by Jethro Bodean Jr IV January 4, 2025
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florida pinata

N. When a person hides drugs inside their body
Origin: Morning Freak Show (Pittsburgh, Mikey and Big Bob)
Yo dude, did you hear about Mark's party last night? He got a Florida pinata! Everyone was wasted!
by Dynamopa April 15, 2019
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Florida King

As opposed to a California King, a Florida King is a trashy and manipulative person; a walking red flag
On our date, he decided to mansplain the history of women’s rights to me. He’s such a Florida king.
by ilikebeingtrashy December 31, 2023
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Florida Mud Slide

The act of smearing shit all over yourself and your partner. Then sliding all around the bathtub together
Babe I have had a long day can. So please can we have a Florida Mud Slide.
by Ghandi's Child May 25, 2022
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Florida

florida is a place where meth induced lizard people and old sad people with Danny Duncan live
florida man jhaskhgkjbs,brhk "shoots guy then rides off on a aligator"
by rrpuw February 22, 2022
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