penis

mouth candy

“yo gimme a lollipop”
“how about a penis instead?”
“HELL YESS”

by sexykenzy January 10, 2018

penis

a long meat stick that stands up and leaks white substances when happy

your PENIS is erect and scaring me

by rainbowbutmonkeys2 June 13, 2017

penis

a kind of tasty sausage

I love to eat my bf's penis!

by a big sausage August 16, 2016

Penis

The thing that dangles between your mums legs

John: your mum has a long penis

You: I know, my sister has a really long one too

by Shmuel1652 May 3, 2020

Penis

A thing to be worshipped and enjoyed.

The penis is my only love. I live to serve the penis.

by Faryn's Friends July 4, 2020

Penis

A female body part

woman: I have a penis

by xobeautifulbabexo December 2, 2019

peni

plural form of penis

Wow dude, look at all those peni.

by peniarescary101 March 9, 2016