fried eggs on a nail

Saggy tits that hang off a haggard woman. Her body was long ago destroyed by the worthless children she unleashed on the earth.

Her tits looked fine with the bra on, but really they were fried eggs on a nail.

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 21, 2016

NAISE

1. Absolutely not- totally rejecting an offer with a NAISE!
2. Psych- meaning not gonna happen

1. Rachel: Hey Bianca you want to go to the mall with me?
Bianca: NAISE!

1. Denisse: Come with me to Atlanta?
Erica: Naise!

2. Andrea: I'm definitely going to the party tonight... Naise my moms a bitch.

2. Jake: OMG I totally wanna go out with this girl-- NAISE she's a JAZA.

by yeooooooooooo February 23, 2011

nail

1) To strike an object with another object, i.e. to hit a baseball with a baseball bat.

2) To make a goal in a sporting event.

1) C'Mon man, nail that ball out of here!

2) I tried to nail a shot from halfcourt but it missed the goal altogether and struck my five-year-old brother between the eyes.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

hitting head right on the nail

exactly the opposite of the saying 'hitting the nail right on the head'

Jesus : Why are you sad Jon?

Jon Lajoie : My girlfriend dumped me!

Jesus : Why? What did you do?

Jon Lajoie : She wanted a bracelet on her b'day...

Jesus : Amm....So?

Jon Lajoie : Instead I had Sex with her DAD!

Jesus : OK, Jon that's a classic case of 'hitting head right on the nail'

by aviansun August 8, 2010

nail

A cigarette

Yo man let me get one of those nails dude

by keith August 9, 2003

Hang-nail

someone who clings to you and is very abrasive, bothersome, and awkward.

That Dale kid is such a hang-nail, hes always on my dick swinging to and fro.

by Auneeezy November 5, 2005

nailed

What happened to Tom when he listened to matt and looked in the dictionary to see if the word gullible was there ;)
Synonym of noobed, owned, pwned, etc

Matt: "hey tom, you know the word gullible isnt in the dictionary?"
Tom: "No way! Its gotta be! Let me check..."
*sound of dictionary pages*
Tom: "Wait a second..."
Matt: "Aha! Youe were nailed :D"

by The n00binator September 1, 2006