She asked for a car for graduation, but she totally monkey pawed it because not only did her parents buy her a smelly used car, but they took the money from her college fund so now she can't live on campus the first year and have to commute from home.
by Coramis July 29, 2010
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thats all that needs to be said.
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and wtf is this "the guy smoking on the cover of the album will influence little kids"? uh little kids PROBABLY wont be listening to arctic monkeys!? would they.
thats all that needs to be said.
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and wtf is this "the guy smoking on the cover of the album will influence little kids"? uh little kids PROBABLY wont be listening to arctic monkeys!? would they.
by goam May 1, 2006
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both of those words are racist insults directed to african americans.
it can also be used as an exclamation of surprise or from pain, etc.
both of those words are racist insults directed to african americans.
it can also be used as an exclamation of surprise or from pain, etc.
d00dd look at that stupid nigger monkey faggot.
HOLY NIGGER MONKEY YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME.
NIGGER MONKEY! that really hurt!
HOLY NIGGER MONKEY YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME.
NIGGER MONKEY! that really hurt!
by SORRY! NOT GIVIN' MAHH NAME. December 20, 2007
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White racist to black guy: "You're a n****r."
Black guy: "hahahaha, I'd rather be a n****r than a f**king snow monkey."
Black guy: "hahahaha, I'd rather be a n****r than a f**king snow monkey."
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They like to play with there poo and never leave there caves. Corn monkeys do not need a mate to breed, there unisex. Soapy water makes them multiply so avoid baths. When traveling in corn monkey terrtiory make sure to keep ur things locked up or they will steal you blind and use your pets for sex toys.
They like to play with there poo and never leave there caves. Corn monkeys do not need a mate to breed, there unisex. Soapy water makes them multiply so avoid baths. When traveling in corn monkey terrtiory make sure to keep ur things locked up or they will steal you blind and use your pets for sex toys.
by Skillz-911 November 20, 2016
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