Monkey Paw

(verb) to make a careless wish or ask for something without thinking about the consequences.
She asked for a car for graduation, but she totally monkey pawed it because not only did her parents buy her a smelly used car, but they took the money from her college fund so now she can't live on campus the first year and have to commute from home.
by Coramis July 27, 2010
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arctic monkeys

the best damn band EVER.
thats all that needs to be said.
:)
and wtf is this "the guy smoking on the cover of the album will influence little kids"? uh little kids PROBABLY wont be listening to arctic monkeys!? would they.

arctic monkeys are a pretty sweet band
by goam April 18, 2006
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nigger monkey

a combination between "Nigger" and "Porch Monkey".

both of those words are racist insults directed to african americans.

it can also be used as an exclamation of surprise or from pain, etc.
d00dd look at that stupid nigger monkey faggot.

HOLY NIGGER MONKEY YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

NIGGER MONKEY! that really hurt!
by SORRY! NOT GIVIN' MAHH NAME. November 20, 2007
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Snow Monkey

White racist to black guy: "You're a n****r."

Black guy: "hahahaha, I'd rather be a n****r than a f**king snow monkey."
by JohnDoe123abc March 17, 2013
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Spank The Monkey

When you own a giant stuffed monkey and spank him.
Chrys Starr likes to spank the monkey live on Facebook!
by Walden Scott February 18, 2019
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choke-the-monkey

Another term used to masturbate for a male (Choke the monkey)
Jacking off- Self pleasure until ejaculation or orgasim. The boy was so horny that he needed to choke-the-monkey.
by Ben Jolson May 20, 2008
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Corn Monkey

A Tennese Back woods, cave dwelling, inbreed Thats addicted to anything corn or porn. A real bug eyed, bat nose, freak.
They like to play with there poo and never leave there caves. Corn monkeys do not need a mate to breed, there unisex. Soapy water makes them multiply so avoid baths. When traveling in corn monkey terrtiory make sure to keep ur things locked up or they will steal you blind and use your pets for sex toys.
by Skillz-911 November 21, 2016
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