black monday

The day when clients gets crazy trying to buy stuff online and workers get crazy trying to keep the servers up.

- Aren't you excited about black monday?
- Not at all, I always have to work 20 hours that frickin day!

by derickgt December 26, 2007

Mond

A load of semen, or other male ejaculate. Used in sentences instead of mind to make them sound sexual.

HOLY FUCK, THAT BLEW MY MOND!

by boobieheadjoe January 14, 2010

black monday

The first Monday after the 4th of July weekend. Called this because by this time people have to start going back to work so there's no more fireworks being lit off, so the smoke clears and everything is seemingly "blacker."

guy waking up:AHMAHGAD what happened to the side of the house!
wife:oh honey it's just black monday
guy waking up:oh ok, where's breakfast?

by dmoney52806 July 6, 2008

hoes mad monday

all the hoes are mad today.

it’s monday hoes are mad.

it’s hoes mad monday

by h.o.e.s.m.a.d September 2, 2019

Moed Down

To be run over my a homosexual dressed as a woman, riding a motor scooter.

Dude, I just got moed down by that she-man.

by KyleJT August 15, 2007

Mondeck

An impoverished area, typically in hot, humid environments, in which Urban Plungers go to work.

They worked in a Mondeck.

by judee July 8, 2007

monday d'ohshits

The early-Monday-morning forgetfulness that plagues individuals returning to the weekday routine. Usually results in abrupt turnarounds on the sidewalk or u-turns on the road when the commuter realizes he/she has left their files/iphone/lunch at home.

Andrew had a case of the monday d'ohshits, and climbed onto the downtown bus before realizing he'd left his pants on the bedroom floor.

by louispound January 11, 2010