Play Mom

Ebonic term of endearment used for someone who probably spent more time with an individual than their real mom.

Usually not even related to the person using the phrase

'Naw, it's cool dawg, you can hit it, she just my Play Mom'

by Dont-Be-Skurrd June 12, 2004

Soccer Mom

Retarded bitches who would protect their children from Video Games, Movies, Anime, Internet and just anything that contains the words hell or damn (I know these aren't swear words of course). They would yell at anybody who mentions anything about them. Even at a librarian who just lets someone know that none of that content is available (I'm glad I don't have such a overprotective mother).

Me: Excuse me but is there any manga here?

Librarian: Sorry. This library does not carry manga or anim...

Soccer Mom passing by: HEY! YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT STUFF AROUND MY KIDS!!!! OR I'M...

Librarian: SHHHHHH!!!!

Soccer Mom: *Who was dumb enough to think that the librarian was going to say the word "shit"* DON'T YOU SAY THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE!

Me: *takes soccer mom outside, 50 feet away from the library and casts Blazemost (a Dragon Warrior spell)* Silence is golden bitch!

by StraightFMan February 14, 2005

Ur mom

Honestly you can say it for anything. Compliment, insult, describing your great aunt at her funeral! The possibilities are endless!

Ur mom: Hey Jimmy did you get your homework done?
Jimmy: ur mom

Karen: I dEmAnD tO sPeAk To ThE mAnAGeR!!! WhO iS hE!?!
Me: ur mom!

by Tessa2021 February 5, 2020

mom guilt

Guilt a mother feels anytime she takes time to do something for herself, outside of work, that does not involve her children.

After barely seeing my children all week due to work, I had horrible 'mom guilt' when dropping them off at the sitter so I could go to the gym.

by HMarshall79 December 31, 2016

Shelby's Mom

A large milf that likes to get it on nasty & aggressively.

Boy 1: "Man I just hit Shelby's mom"
2: "Damn!"

by Mm98 October 6, 2013

mom's basement

the place I live in

I live in my mom's basement

by need help March 8, 2022

Mom's Bitch

A word describing usually a fat slob who gets treated like a special person because their mother feeds them too much and praises them when they've done something small.

Usually an adult dickless wonder around the age of 18 to 30, who pushes his girlfriend further away every time they get into a fight by running to mommy.

It would usually seem as though the mother and son have a fuck buddy relationship with how much they're both up each other's asses.

If the Son goes out of line and doesn't do what his mom says, then disobeys her by making his own choices, the mother yanks the leash harder and makes him "Mom's Bitch" Similar to prison bitch only cupcakes and candy are involved, along with the male genitalia actually metaphorically shriveling up.

Thomas: Mom I uh.. I think my girlfriend and I need more privacy. She thinks you're intruding and invading our privacy.

Mom: I see. I guess you don't care that I might be dead in five years. I try to see you often before that happens because I love you!

Thomas: But mom! We love you too we just need some privacy, we are adults!

Mom: You are being DISRESPECTFUL!

Mom's Bitch: I am sorry mommy. I'll never do it again.

by tsunbot November 3, 2010