meat skid

When a man attempts to have sex, but fails to because he is unable to ejaculate. Usually happens because the man has recently masturbated.

Not knowing he'd get lucky at the upcoming party, Ned masturbated a half-hour before. He ended up suffering a quite embarrassing meat skid.

by Reppin' Latvia September 24, 2009

meat and two veg

The male gentials, so called because they resemble a sausage in between two vegetables (e.g. sprouts, potatoes)

He got his meat and two veg out

by IanM September 14, 2003

meat

A man's penis.

When in heat, beat your meat.

by Noxis December 2, 2003

meat pie

OMG, its something you eat!!!!!
Its not sexual!

I have a meat pie for lunch cause i was hungry!!!!

by MicJaiy May 15, 2005

Meat Injection

Stikcking a dick into a hole

by London August 17, 2003

meat flaps

Large inner labia lips.
Pussy lips that dangle outside the labia majora even when the legs are not open wide.

I love chewing on her meat flaps, it drives her crazy :)

by semsem August 21, 2011

Meat and Potatoes

The defining characteristic of an event, i.e. the best thing about it or the most important thing about.

Here we go thats the meat and potatoes off of that album, or this games the meat and potatoes!

by Ruairi April 14, 2006