mattrock bottom

the pure art of putting ambiem in someones beer discretely in order to calm them down or send them to jail

I had to mattrock bottom Bert the other night. He was getting out of hand.

by mattttrockkk February 4, 2010

Matted

The act of publicly asking a stranger for their number.

"Dude someone just matted me!"
"Did you give them your number?"
"Hell no!"

(Also can be used as an adjective, noun, or verb)

by shinygolden god December 2, 2010

mateoven

The term used to specify somebody is particually your mate. Derived from Beethoven, the musician.

Hey wanna go to the mall?

Yeah Mateoven!

by thepikanation May 18, 2011

MATTPOV

One who is an remedial douche, or in more common terminology, an asshole. See JERKFACE.

What a mattpov that guy is! Why would he drink directly from Aubin's milk carton while he is sick?

by DonkeyMonkey August 25, 2011

Matterbation

an individual that jerks off in the washroom at work

Matt disappears daily for a good vigorous session of Matterbation

by dumbass1 June 1, 2015

mattole

Basically a ship between Matthew and Nicole.
Hope you two have fun! <3

Bro 1: "Have you heard about mattole?"
Bro 2: "No, not really."
Bro 1: "It's basically a ship between Matthew and Nicole"
Bro 2: "Oh, ok nice."

by A cool fan April 27, 2017

mateot

When someone eats out of your ass, and then barfs it up. After that you eat the barfed up vomit.

Me and this girl had a mateot last night

by Readdd January 16, 2017