Mageralyzed

Hockey term: Getting completely fucked up. Usually results in unconsciousness, but seizures are possible.

Dude you Mageralyzed that bender!

by AlexW#1 June 3, 2011

Magnum Oafus

An Oaf of truly epic proportions.

Dad, you are complete Magnum Oafus!

by TAD1979 March 22, 2012

Maggot Breeder

One who wears a coat or some other kind of thick clothing during hot sunny weather to cover up ones embarrassing body. This tend to affect people who are very obese (creating a greenhouse effect on their already pungent odour) or virgins who are to scared to let the skin meet the sun for fear of judgement by a passing member of the opposite sex.

It's 30°C outside, the sun is shining and there isn't a cloud in the sky so why are you wearing your winter jacket?

Maggot Breeder - "Maggot Breeding mate...".

by jampez77 June 4, 2013

magic penis theory

The theory that any bisexual person just hasn't had the right cock yet. Bisexual woman? She must just be curious but actually straight. Bisexual man? He must just be closeted.

"Amanda and Liz seem so perfect for each other! Any idea why they aren't together?"
"Amanda says she doesn't date straight girls."
"But isn't Liz bi?"
"Yeah, but Amanda still subscribes to the magic penis theory."

by briaguya April 20, 2015

Magic School bus

A blunt rolled with Xanax inside.

James newfgr just took a hit off the magic school bus.

by Black Sunz February 15, 2017

Magdalyn

a Magdalyn is a girl that won't take a compliment no matter how hard you try. They are the kind of girls who would rather die than be useless. They will smile above all and let everyone think they are okay even when others lie and hurt them. They won't leave their friends or tell other's secrets even if they find them on accident. They hate being called pretty because they don't like others being judged for their looks. They don't feel special and can easily suffer from clinical depression. They won't judge you for being of whatever sex, sexuality, or religion only if you hurt others. Magdalyns lie and say they are okay and cry in the shower before they let another see or hear them shed a tear because they feel no one can help them. Often they wish the could be alone and are scared they will become greedy self centered or worst of all hurt the ones they love most. They are normally tall girls with dark brown hair and hurricane hazel eyes. No matter what they do they are hurt to easily and often pretend they don't care. If you get a girl named Magdalyn tell her she is beautiful and treat her like it to remind her even if she seems like it doesn't matter to her. They who doesn't trust or fall in love easily. She can be confusing, but only needs you to tell her and things will clear up. Magdalyn is just a girl that is artsy and likes being alone.

Guy!: OMG did you see Magdalyn?
Guy 2: Yes shes so cute.
Guy1:But very misterious

by magdalyn November 28, 2017

Magwitch

A physical chad who died in Great Expectations

Bruh, that nigga's a Magwitch.

by bruhmomentum September 11, 2018