matt bastard

A fat lazy liar incapable of paying debts while living off of the disability of his family members.

That lazy, lying, lagging, loser, is such a matt bastard.

by Credit 4 Life August 18, 2014

Matt Kan

To inadvertently reply to the entire HRWhoa! open list when the message
was intended only for the sender of a previous HRWhoa! post.

Origin: May 2005; ME *pullen* (v.), OE *pullian* to pluck, pluck the feathers of, pull, tug; cf. MLG *p=FBlen* to strip off husks, pick, ON *p=FBla*to work hard+ "Matt Kan" - eponym of Harvard-Radcliffe Orchestra violinist who replied to the entire list continually to ask about senior sales

Fuck! I just pulled a Matt Kan and now everyone knows I wanted Anicia's Jar
Jar Binks poster!

I really hope I didn't pull a Matt Kan when I declared my undying love and gushing sexual attraction to Jimbo's sideburns...

Adam, I'd love to go to the Pformal with you :-*.

by HRWhoa! October 9, 2008

Matt Hardy

wrestler who has won many tag team championships with his brother Jeff. currently out with a knee injury (it is MVP's fault!)

OMG! Matt Hardy and Jeff Hardy are the tag team champions again!

by Karina M March 20, 2008

matt costa

a sweet acoustic musician that emerged from brushfire records, if you like jack johnson you'll like this guy too.

hey.......matt costa is cool

by klobashar October 24, 2006

Matt In The Hat

A Matt In The Hat is when you take a slice of texas toast, spread crunchy peanut butter on it, wrap it around your dick, jerk off with the toast, then slap your closest buddy square in the face with the cum-soaked toast.

1. Ohhh, Jerry, you gave Mike a Matt In The Hat... Right in front of his wife?!

2. This guy isn't playing his position, I'm going to give him a Matt In The Hat!

by klano klanitis August 13, 2010

matt rubano

short bassist of taking back sunday. super sweet and awesome and funny and kickass.

matt rubano is my midgie

by Roxanne February 10, 2004

Matt Kemp

Center fielder for the Los Angeles Dodgers. As of 2012, he has the largest contract of any National League player in the history of the game at 160 million dollars. A real down to earth guy who works hard and has fun on the field. Wears number 27.

Dodger fan 1: I am so glad the Dodgers signed Matt Kemp to such a long deal!
Dodger fan 2: Matt Kemp = Beast

by Dodgerfan27 March 25, 2012