by Lfcmo101 July 29, 2024
Get the joel matip mug.The disgraceful yet amusing manlet mating ritual occurs when a gaggle of diminutive and desperate manlets meet up in a public place, mostly in front of basketball arenas, strip down to bikinis and high heels, oil each other up and then awkwardly gyrate to Skee-Lo's "I Wish" as they sing along in their high-pitched manletspeak, all the while internally cursing and swearing at the heavens for dooming them to a comical and dwarflike existence constantly marred by the ravages of the merited mortification universally known as manletism.
Hey, why are those cheerleaders dancing around in front of the arena over there - isn't the halftime performance usually enacted inside? Oh, it's just a manlet mating ritual - the silly manlets do it every month. Have the microscopic manlet boys ever attracted any women? Lol, of course not! Short people got no reason. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 22, 2024
Get the manlet mating ritual mug.When a dude gets so desperate to bust that he headbutts a chick in the bladder just to make her piss, then slurps it up to check if it’s bang o’clock. Inspired by giraffes, who literally do this sht to see if a female’s ovulating.*
“Did you see Kyle at the bar last night?”
“Yeah, he pulled an Alabama Mating Call on that poor girl — spilled her drink then tried to ‘lick it off’ her leg.”
“Jesus Christ.”
“Yeah, he pulled an Alabama Mating Call on that poor girl — spilled her drink then tried to ‘lick it off’ her leg.”
“Jesus Christ.”
by TheHogMan July 29, 2025
Get the Alabama Mating Call mug.Hakuna Matata a phrase used in the Lion King movies meaning “No Worries”. But in this sense, Hakuna Matitty means “No titties” or lack of seeing titties.
Ive been in a Hakuna Matitty spell lately, My girlfriend is out of town for a week and I just wanna see some titties!
by Mikelowery965 August 12, 2025
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Get the ah-matized mug.Rage Mating, Mating with someone in rage while the girl is saying F*CK ME HARDER DADDY I WANT YOU TO SPLOODGE ALL OVER ME
by RageMaterDaddy67 November 27, 2025
Get the Rage Mating mug.The act of receiving a beer from your wife or barmaid/bartender immediately when entering your home or a bar.
If your wife is beer-o-matic, she will have a cold one in your hand before she even utters a word.
If a barmaid/bartender is beer-o-matic, she/he will have a frosty beer sitting at your favorite stool before you can hang up your jacket.
All of which usually means you are a drunk and spend too much time drinking beer...oh well, such is life.
If a barmaid/bartender is beer-o-matic, she/he will have a frosty beer sitting at your favorite stool before you can hang up your jacket.
All of which usually means you are a drunk and spend too much time drinking beer...oh well, such is life.
by TodiRow February 21, 2011
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