clit lit

Fiction, expecially literary fiction, written to promote philogynistic or gender-preferential political, philosphical or artistic agendas and attitudes. Frequently written by talented, but pissy novelistas, who pass all thoughts and words through the gender blender before publishing. Tendency to be sanctimonious and gender-issue-oriented; tendency to be boring to all except True Believers.

I'd rather swim the Channel with rocks in my pockets than read clit lit, you know, like stuff by Gertrude Stein, Woolf, Steinem, Dinensen, Mary McCarthy or Erica Jong.

by Richard Hofheimer February 11, 2009

Its Lit

Writing a cover letter at the back table of your office holiday party.

Never before have I felt such confidence in my ability to summarize my being and purpose in so few paragraphs; its lit!

by fuzzlebaum December 21, 2016

Its Lit

Its fucking lit man

bro, you seen the new Hot Cheetos thickburger at Carl's JR? Its lit

by emonekey555 May 15, 2015

lickity lit

When you catch food on fire in the microwave

" damn son I was cooking me some waffles and I got me a lickity lit

by satan'sgod April 22, 2016

National lit day

September 5, 2015 the day the lit crew went to Made in America and became one

Wow guys, it's national lit day tomorrow!

by LillersAndMurrbethhhh July 13, 2016

Ducking Lit

When auto correct steps in

That party was Lit breh

Yeah Ducking Lit !
Shit I meant Fucking Lit

by ImCooperTheBoss September 4, 2016

Moon Lit

When you're drunk on a bike and use the moon's light to guide your happy ass home.

Human 1: "That scrape looks bad, what happened?"

Human 2: "Oh, I was just moon lit last night."

by TrillaryClinton November 14, 2016