raptor lips

When your friends lips are chapped and dry enough to be a prehistoric fucking fossil. The cracks in their lips resemble the scales on a raptor's lips and probably feel like one too.

"Oh my god! Did you see Samantha?"

"I know! Like, what a case of raptor lips, right? She needs some fucking chap stick."

by satan'sgod April 22, 2016

lickity lit

When you catch food on fire in the microwave

" damn son I was cooking me some waffles and I got me a lickity lit

by satan'sgod April 22, 2016