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Dick light

Jesus' huge sweaty bell end. Sometimes jews and christians inherit this property and the end of their nob glows bright red when they spaff.
Mary: omg its glowing!
Joseph: don't worry it runs in the family.
Mary: I know but that's only when you spaff.
Joseph: it must be the light of the world.
Mary:It should be named a dick light!
Joseph: It shall be!
by Job pillow beast February 23, 2018
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Harbour light

I'll be out in 5 minutes after I do my harbour light.
by Limbodancer November 3, 2018
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Fog lights

Auxiliary lighting on most new vehicles that is to be used when the road is obscured by fog, snow or locust swarm. Also known as Loser Lights when turned on during the day or the weather is nice and sunny.
Losers are easy to spot these days, just go for a drive in clear weather and check how many fog lights are turned on. They are then known as loser lights and are the signature move of that group.
by Rykoshea September 1, 2020
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Light Hitter

I have a few Big Trees to remove in the Back Yard, but

there's only light hitters to remove in the front.

Im not worried about that dude, he's justa light hitter.

Are you going to bring the light hitter to the game with you?

because my kids are coming.
by Treejerk August 11, 2010
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light hug

A light hug is a hug that's given to someone (typically a stranger or someone you feel uncomfortable with). A light hug can sometimes be given in an awkward situation as well. Light hugs can also be given to belittle someone, or show a higher class.
"I just met my boyfriends parents and they gave me a light hug! I don't think they're comfortable around me just yet!"
by AngelicDoll September 16, 2019
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Cynthia Light

The sealed, waterproof lighting fixture commonly used in a walk-in shower.
The Cynthia light was on a 20 minute timer.
by golfspirit June 2, 2018
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Light Post

When a guy is about to nut and you can see the cum at the tip.
Jim: "I as fucking your mom last night and she told me I had a nice light post."
Me: "Same."
by Jpm26 September 7, 2016
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