nobody likes your small balls

What you say to an asian or wasian. But never say it to a black man.

Black Guy: Nobody likes your small balls!

Asian: Reave me arone!

by Mike "White Man" Jaworski May 1, 2006

Lifesaver

A sexual act when several females with different colored lipsticks give a man oral sex at different levels of his shaft, leaving behind a rainbow of rings. Visually similar to the candy life savers

That was the best anniversary gift ever. My wife got all her friends to give me a lifesaver. Taste the rainbow!!

by Spkdamonkey December 4, 2016

Alternative Lifestyle Companion

fag hag fruit fly

The politically correct way of saying fag hag or fruit fly.

Girl 1: "Oh, SQUEE! Look at those two guys kissing!"
Girl 2: "You, my friend, are certifiably an obsessed alternative lifestyle companion.'

by MightyMaeve August 28, 2008

lifestyle

very, very cheap condoms

hold on baby... you're crawling with diseases, so i'm gonna put on a lifestyles

by T January 15, 2005

Furry Lifestyler

a person suffering from massive psychological delusions in an attempt to grip onto their shattering reality.

Pretending they are one with an animal form, they go online into IRC chatrooms, discuss their several tails, third nipple, their sexy feline figure and then masturbate to images of anthropomorphic animal drawings.

Sometimes congregate in 'furry conventions' which result in nothing more than disgusting orgies of lard, nerd-grease and the lowest rung of the human genepool.

everyone should ignore furry 'lifestylers'

by Beej July 19, 2003

yo mama likes pie

A fun and quacky phrase used in awkward, silenced situations, or just random. Say it and it is guranteed to arouse questions, resulting in yo mama like (blank) jokes.

Meaning: Your mom likes pie.

no response in an AIM convo= yo mama likes pie!

walking into a classroom.."Yo mama likes pieee!"

"well...Yo mama likes pie..so goodbyyye!"
"yo mama likes pie in the sky."

by Alex yo December 14, 2008

lifestyle business

A lifestyle business is an enterprise that provides its Founders/Owners with an adequate personal lifestyle but that is all. In other words, it does not represent a game changing, large-scale opportunity that others such as Venture Capital funds can or would participate in—there just isn’t a large enough market, growth is too low or their market share is too small.

“We run one of the most successful east coast VC-funds but a lot of the entrepreneurs who are coming to see us these days are really pitching a lifestyle business which, frankly, we have zero interest in. Even if everything goes exactly right, their growth rate is so low and the overall market is so small that, apart from giving the Founders each a job, there isn’t anything left over for us. We need to see more game-changing opportunities that will provide us with a return on investment that is 10 times what we put in. The only way to get a lifestyle business off the ground is to bootstrap it.”

by Prof Bruce April 1, 2010