Jake Laidlaw

Often abreviated by the names:
Red
Ranga
Ginge
Steam
Boon
Can often be described as a stout babboon looking creature with pace to match

Its a red bird, its a red plane! no its Jake Laidlaw as he scatters past

by Sam Neville June 30, 2011

Free Lands Day

A nudist holiday in which you walk arround nude.

Happy free lands day Patty

by cocofosho July 1, 2011

Foresty Landscape

Overgrown pubic hair

Ted: Wasnt Susie looking hot tonight?
Bill: Nah...her bikini line needed sorting out, there was a Foresty Landscape going on down there!!
Ted: Nice

by Mad Frankie Fish December 8, 2012

ça laisse à désirer

a French- de France- phrase meaning 'you can do much better than this (in terms of the quality of the work you have done)

father: son, your report card, I'm afraid, ça laisse à désirer. Therefore, in order to motivate you to save your sinking Titanic, even if you don't give a rat's ass about it, I'm taking away your allowance. Now, comme du monde, go redo your homework. and btw a more appropriate English translation of ça laisse à desirer, is, "needs serious improvement big time", son, just to make sure you fully understand me.

by Sexydimma May 21, 2014

loo laid

When British people have sex in a bathroom.

American: 'I just fucked in the bathroom.'

British: 'Oi, I just got loo laid.'

by Buttzzz September 19, 2014

virtually laid

Something oscar likes to talk about

Hey beby want to get virtually laid

by Extremmelelelelel December 31, 2013

ça laisse à désirer

a French- de France- phrase meaning 'you can do much better than this (in terms of the quality of the work you have done)

father: son, your report card, I'm afraid, ça laisse à désirer. Therefore, in order to motivate you to save your sinking Titanic, even if you don't give a rat's ass about it, I'm taking away your allowance. Now, comme du monde, go redo your homework.

by Sexydimma February 6, 2014