Kitten-nosed

When you’re so fucked up your nose turns pink and your tongue gets like sandpaper. Can be treated by sitting under a sunbeam and taking a nap.

“Quit licking me bro, you’re kitten-nosed!”

by Hog plastered November 20, 2021

Kitten Juggling

The highly illegal act of a ring of pedophiles trafficking children.

That dude went to jail for kitten juggling, yeah they found 6 kids in his basement.

by SilenceIsGoldenNapalmIsHot March 14, 2021

CEK (Childe’s E-kittens)

CEK is a server full of homophobic and transphobic people on Discord. This server is known for hating on neopronouns as well as autistic people.

A: “Hey I heard you were in CEK (Childe’s E-kittens).”
B: “Yeah man it was a questionable experience. The members were really disrespectful about my vamp/vampself pronouns. I was also called a r-word by Irl seebling.”

by childescat April 23, 2024

Grilling the Kitten

Slang for the act of having sex on a a black couch or outside.

Him: What ya want to do?
Her: I fell like Grilling the Kitten outside!
Him: Sounds good!

by U wish you knew! September 13, 2010

sea kitten

The young of catsharks and longtail carpet sharks.

That catshark egg might have a sea kitten inside, just waiting to hatch.

by Caramelcoatedrabbit19 May 15, 2022

kitten snowboard

When your partner shits so hard they invert their asshole, and you then proceed to give them a rim job.

Hey bob I heard Dave gave your sister a kitten snowboard." "Yeah dude, that was super nice of him, an injury like that could easily become infected if not properly cleaned.

by pseudonym1424 October 26, 2010

Kitten

A name for cats (usually juvenile cats), The word "kitten" derives from the Middle English word kitoun, which in turn came from the Old French chitoun or cheton and domestic kittens are also highly social animals and usually enjoy human companionship.

Person1: "I love kittens!
Person2: "Nice, me too!"

by Ohuihu9phuo0huil May 27, 2025