jonesitis

descriptive of one's working habits-laziness at work

Jones at work: Man what time is it? I want to go home.
Co-worker: It's only 11AM.
Jones: I'm feeling the Jonesitis - I'm outta here! Keep it real!

by NocturnalP January 6, 2006

Indiana Jones'd

To have physically extricated a persons beating heart out of anger and to then proceed to eat the beating heart.

After Bob ate the last slice of pizza, Sally Indiana Jones'd Bob. Sally means business.

by P-Cox December 31, 2007

Alex Jones

A slang word for Mutt, also known as dog. Used as an offensive word as it is a low form of social status.

"He licked some chicks shoulder, what an alex jones!"

by jacetheace3 September 15, 2009

jonesy

a name to replace the real name of someone who is proned to being an idiot and general idiocy.

I was just thuggin then Jonesy, over here, decided it would be a good idea to flush my baseball bat down the toilet.

by SwissCheeseMan September 20, 2004

Vitsnicker Jones

A generic name given to a Russian girl who has attempted to become Americanized by changing her name and exhibiting promiscuous behavior.

Now that she's here at Syracuse instead of Moscow, Irina has become such a Vitsnicker Jones. She changed her name and she hooked up with Steve and Trey.

by Ted Lindemunder November 5, 2005

mike jones treatment

in reference to lyrics in Badd by ying yang twins and mike jones- Givin' her that mike jones treatment

meaing to fuck the shit outa sum girl

Ayo, i meat this dime last night, i took her to the crib and i gave her the mike jones treatment.

by corey689767 May 21, 2006

ronnie jones

Complete Badass;Also known as completely amazing
see also amazing,awesome

Ronnie Jones is a badass

by Ronnie4344 June 2, 2008