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the most amazing person alive
aka: kind heart, sweet smile, strong morals, quick wit, funny in his own way, puts family first, works hard, plays harder, makes everyone around him feel special, cares more for others than himself, and loves unconditionally
Jared, the man of my dreams

i wish you were more like Jared
Jared by briwos3 June 16, 2011
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Full of energy, more than enough to share with the whole group. A guy that can be lead to water and will swim in it until he drowns.

A name for a natural energy drink.
A guy that makes you laugh even at your own expense.
Crazy: don't dare cross his path and piss him off. I don't know how long I can keep him back!

A guy that you hang out with but need to cover your face when he starts yelling out random stuff that a normal person would not want to be seen saying!
It is getting to the end of the day and I am sitting in my office tired out so I got myself some Jarian juice.
Jarian by the_eagleman February 2, 2010
Sickest cunt around, every girls wants him and every guy wants to be him.
Me: Hey that guy is amazing
Stranger: must be Jaris
Jaris by Akimblow January 22, 2018
Vieron una jarra? De vidrio, o plástico, juguera? Bueno, denla vuelta. Hay muchachos cuyas cabezas parecen una jarra, dadas las geométricas formas a las que su grosera nariz las somete. Una gran manija es su nariz, porque son deformes. Entonces, sus amigos se dan cuenta de lo obvio, y un día los apodan Jarra. Esto trae aparejado un gran daño a la autoestima del susodicho, ya que ¡no te pueden apodar Jarra (imaginate que te guste una chica y que, pese a tu nariz enorme, por alguna extraña razón esté dispuesta a darte bola: no lo hará si sabe que te dicen Jarra)!

Con el correr de los días, la personalidad del apodado es afectada de tal forma que pronto la Jarra se apodera de él, y lo convierte en un chiste. Generando así miles de apodos derivados de nuevos aspectos (o viejos, que anteriormente pasaban despapercibidos) de su patético ser. Una vez alcanzada esa situación, Jarra se suicida o se opera la nariz al cumplir la mayoría de edad, y se muda para siempre del pueblo iniciando una nueva vida.
"Che, miren, ahí llegó Jarra. Servime jugo, Jarra! (*con su mano sitúa un imaginario vaso bajo la nariz de Jarra*)"
jarra by #NoCojoGordas August 4, 2016
To be rear ended, shafted or generally fucked over.
Tony got jard(ed) by his manager and it left him in tears.
Jard by Michael Yornie March 24, 2017
A guy whose parents decided to think of a name that almost everyone will spell wrong even if they are told the correct spelling. Common misspellings include Jarett, Jared, Jarrett, Garrett, and Jarred.
An example of misspelling "Jarret":

When a person is filling out a check for you they ask "How do you spell your name?". You answer "J-A-R-R-E-T". They finish filling out the check and hand it to you... they spelled it J-A-R-E-T-T.
Jarret by jroeishere July 16, 2009