A story without any real point, meaning, or ending. Often can go on for 5+ minutes before anyone tells the speaker to be quiet.
Jake stories are often told with very exaggerated facial expressions and hand movements which are a sad attempt to make the stories more interesting.
Jake stories are often told with very exaggerated facial expressions and hand movements which are a sad attempt to make the stories more interesting.
Person 1: And then I was walking down the street when I found a penny and it was cool and...
Person 2: Shut up, you're telling a Jake story.
Person 2: Shut up, you're telling a Jake story.
by Seira May 4, 2008

by FFFhh August 16, 2017

by frivfriv October 8, 2017

An inbred scumbag who makes money off autistic five year olds.He is the most cancerous and cringiest YouTuber to have ever exist.
I was thinking about killing myself and then I discovered Jake Paul...Now I'm definitely going to kill myself!
by Crippleddwarf 69 August 17, 2017

An AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by A Jake Pauler's Dad July 6, 2017

by fffffffuuuuuuucccckkkk yyyoouu September 26, 2017

Being the first (or only) one to take your shirt off amongst a group of people or friends. Even when the situation doesn't encourage or ask for it (or sometimes it does).
Past Tense: Pulled a Jake
Present Tense: Pull a Jake
Future Tense: Pulling a Jake
Past Tense: Pulled a Jake
Present Tense: Pull a Jake
Future Tense: Pulling a Jake
Scenario 1:
(Bunch of friends partying together, and a guy takes his shirt off)
Dude, that guy just "pulled a Jake"!!
Scenario 2:
(Friends playing soccer in hot weather with their shirts on, and one takes his shirt off in the middle of play)
Sorry guys. It's hot out here so I had to pull a Jake.
The ladies would think it's hot if you would "pull a Jake" and show off those muscles.
Bro, remember that time you "pulled a Jake" in sub-zero winter?
(Bunch of friends partying together, and a guy takes his shirt off)
Dude, that guy just "pulled a Jake"!!
Scenario 2:
(Friends playing soccer in hot weather with their shirts on, and one takes his shirt off in the middle of play)
Sorry guys. It's hot out here so I had to pull a Jake.
The ladies would think it's hot if you would "pull a Jake" and show off those muscles.
Bro, remember that time you "pulled a Jake" in sub-zero winter?
by The Machine 07 December 14, 2010
