Jones 

Verb, Noun or Adjective.

johnz

The Jones expression is used mainly to refer to people, things and actions that are totally awesome. The expression derives from the football player Phil Jones, who will be Manchester United FC's best ever player, though some say he already is. .

1. That guy is the best! He's totally Jones.
2.Good, better, best, Jones.
3. Aww.. Van Persie scored a Jones!
4. Look at him schooling that guy, he was Jones'd!

Jones by I am Cornholio! I need TP! April 26, 2013

jonee 

...•° ۩ J0___ñ___Ξ Ξ ۩ °•...
☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻
♥ If you are alone,
♥ I'll be your shadow,
♥ If you are not happy,
♥ I'll be ur smile,
♥ If you want to cry,
♥ I'll be your shoulder,
♥ If you are not happy,
♥ I'll be ur smile,
♥ If you need me,
♥ I'll always be there...............
★ITS A SIMPLE DEFINITION ★

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(friendly guy)

◄═♦▒♞THANK ☆ YOU♞▒♦═►

JONEE is always friendly and pretty guy to all....

jonee by jonee654321 January 8, 2012

Mike Jones On The Rocks

A combination of pina colada mix (Pineapple juice, coconut shreds, rum) and a banana served on the rocks. A virgin version can be made without rum. This amazingly tasty drink was created in the mind of a person named Zack Began in the city of Cancun, Mexico. It was hit off on the last day of his vacation and was enjoyed by the whole entire hotel of Moon Palace for the next week. Zack, David, Alicia, and Brendan are hoping to spread this drink along the west coast so it becomes a permanet on most drink menus.

I got a Mike Jones On The Rocks the other day, and it was practically an orgasm in my mouth!
I love Mike Jones's on the rocks!

Mike Jones On The Rocks by Mike Jones14 December 24, 2008

mike jones 

A stupid ass black guy who can't rap for rabbit nuts. He gets fucked in the ass daily by Paul Wall, while Michael Watts watches them while crying and jacking off at the same time

Oh snaps dogg, did you watch that Mike Jones video?

Fuck no bitch, I aint a fucking fag.

mike jones by ... April 2, 2005

jonence 

The name for pairing Panic! at the disco's drummer Spencer Smith and bassist Jon Walker.

See -Ryden.

Kid 1: OMG! I read a RYDEN slash last night! it was so awesome. Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross are so adorable together.

Kid2: pssssh. whatever i prefer JONENCE

jonence by dudeitslame December 9, 2008

Jones Island Iced Tea 

A Milwaukee drink consisting of Pabst Blue Ribbon(PBR), Night Train, and Gin.

It's soo hot today, pass me another Jones Island Iced Tea, Bartender!

Jones Island Iced Tea by mikeBURRITO September 1, 2010

Jonelis 

Anyone who has compassion beyond compare and somehow ended up with everyone being their friend. They are very stern when it comes to making the right decision, sometimes when it's not even their own choice. Everyone goes to them for advice, so that's probably the reason why nobody hates them.

Person 1: "Man, I'm having trouble choosing between A and B."
Person 2: "Oh! You should go to Jonelis with that. She's everybody's friend"

Jonelis by Eriden A. July 24, 2018