Storm Johnson

An affliction that causes a man's penis to slowly writhe about in his pants throughout the day.

"You okay, Mario? You haven't stopped fidgeting in 20 minutes."
"Dude I have a nonstop Storm Johnson going right now."

by PapaCommish October 11, 2014

Visa Johnson

Visa Johnson is your mom 🤠🤠

whats your moms name? Visa Johnson

by Visa Johnson April 17, 2022

piss johnson

After peeing, when some left over pee drips in your pants.

Man I didn't shake enough, I pulled a piss johnson.

by Tom Ford1 December 2, 2013

Arne Johnson

A really sexy man who likes Farhana, Kylie, and Karolina. He’s sexy and he’s in love with us and no one else

Arne Johnson loves Farhana, Kylie, and Karolina. Also he’s sexy

by Simplyfar June 18, 2021

A crispy johnson

A sunburned penis

Brad spent to much time in the tanning booth before Coachella and came out with a crispy johnson.

by DopeP0pe July 12, 2018

Mollie Johnson

(n.) someone who smells like eggs

Ew, that guy smells putrid. He's a total Mollie Johnson!

by jolliemohnson September 27, 2018

A Kelsey Johnson

Term to describe your friend's girlfriend's slutty lazy eyes female roommate that is known to hop on other fellas' "Johnson".

Damn bro, your girl's roomie is acting like A Kelsey Johnson again.

by Annon2019 March 25, 2019