Boner Jam

A term used for anything bad or negative, when you are trying to stick your boner into a hole and you miss and it jack-knifes back and hurts like hell.

Bob-"I was making out with his girl, and she wouldn't let me enter"
Bill-"Fucking boner jam"

by Carver's Ur daddy August 21, 2010

Jimmy Jam

When you hold on to your Ultimate in Overwatch but when you finally use it, it does jack shit.

We probably would have won that game if our D.Va didn't Jimmy Jam her fucking bomb.

by THE_MARMINAT0R November 4, 2020

Jam Dry

Turning up sound bad ass music, going ape shit, and having your hair dry all in the same time.

Look at Hoover Jam drying his hair

by Thatcoolkid954 October 3, 2010

Ghetto Jam

The smoothest rap song ever by Domino.

The ghetto jam is about to slam

by seancole April 22, 2009

Fig jam

I term for someone who thinks highly of themselves.

When interpreted, the letters stand for : Fuck I'm good, just ask me

Eg 1- Mike: " I got an A in my test. Fig jam baby!"

Eg 2- Steve: " I can get any girl I want, I just show them my abs and have them crooning"
Jenny: ( rolls her eyes) " Ugh....fig jam much Steve?... Get over yourself.."

by Quirkette May 10, 2016

jam tart

A combination of multiple slang words from Britain. The first being a police person and the second being a prostitute.

"That Tart turned out to be a real Jam Tart and I got arrested for it - I didn't even get a blowjob first!"

by CharlieSmith September 11, 2014

jam flaps

A girl's vagina when she is on her period.

"Bleeeerrrgghhh.. Jesus girl put it away, you've got jam flaps"
or
"Yum Yum, bring that over here, I'd love to chow down on your jam flaps"

(depending on your personal perversion)

by DJ N-Fuzion February 11, 2008