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human luggage

when you put a midget on roller skates, have him wear all your clothes, and pull him around the airport with you.
I almost missed my flight because my human luggage had to take a leak.
by DarkMist March 2, 2011
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Human Cinnamon

Its a person on Instagram,Twitter,Tumblr and blog. Shes really nice and sweet and she takes kick-ass photos. (her name is Pavithra)
Hey. Have you read the article on human cinnamon blog? Its pretty cool
by RichardSullivanVanDaunge December 4, 2017
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human centipeding

Farting directly onto someone’s face with your asshole adjacent to their mouth hole
Troy fell asleep on the bench, so Wade woke him up by straddling his face and human centipeding him so that he would hear, smell and taste the nastiness. That was one fart he’ll never forget!!!
by Schtuff April 2, 2018
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Human Centipede

Morphed from the film and interpreted into a realisation. A term used to describe suck ass management structures and what you have to do other than put the kneepads on and suck cock to suck-seed, or bend over a barrel and get fucked up the ass and expecte to suck the shit dick afterwards.
That fuck tard is now paid on higher wages for a that management position that wasn’t advertised. Doesn't he realise he’s now on the ass end of that Human Centipede.
by TIMMY, timmy. November 28, 2020
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Human Fag

A person that is a waste of space/air and exceeds the normal levels of faggot.
“See that guy over there he is human fag.”
by Meat Fest 73 June 14, 2018
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Human Dysphobia

Someone that feels uncomfortable identifying as a human.
Zaddek: I have Human Dysphobia but now i feel comfortable because identify as a toaster.

Payton: I identify as a cosplayer now.

Jordan: I have Human a Dysphobia as well.
by mrshadykiller72 April 15, 2020
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human guitar

Tickling someone's butt hole with your fingers while jerking them off with the other hand, therefore creating a guitar like gesture.
Yo me and my girl played the human guitar last night when her parents weren't home.
by Human guitar and chill? January 26, 2016
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