Patrick hockstatter

the hottest man in IT, hands down. Basically the new chad

"Bro that dudes a total patrick hockstatter!"

by patricksno1fan August 8, 2022

World Cup of Hockey

n. Lame pseudo-competition dreamt up to justify keeping a frozen sheet of ice in Toronto during September.

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You going to watch the World Cup of Hockey?
Not unless I get paid and have a stroke so I can't run off with the cash.

by gnostic3 November 4, 2016

canadian butt hockey

When a Canadian boy becomes a man, he goes into the woods with 11 other boys to the secret ice rink. They squeeze a wolverine until a round hockey puck shaped poo appears. (This is a brutal process which often requires the use of many wolverines, since many are squeezed till they pop) If a suitable wolerine is found, a badger or large rabbit works too. They then play hockey using frozen geese. If the ceremony is interrupted by a Bigfoot, then the boys are cursed to never be men and eventually become transgender. The winners of the game brutally slaughter the losing team's players using only a stick and a pine cone. The winners also claim all of the losers maple syrup and women

Carl: We're both about to be men, and i want your syrup and women!
Bobby:let's settle this with a game of Canadian butt hockey!

by Daddy Lala from Canada June 18, 2018

09 ucc hockey boys

A group of apsolute beutys who win every game vs st mikes. The boys have the best first line in the nation. Thomas Langlois, Richard Wang, Markus Harper, Isaac Rodrigues and Aiden Morrison. With two outstanding goalies: Dantheman and Joeseph Blaichman.

The 09 Ucc hockey boys swept st mikes 13-0

by Himothy/him April 8, 2023

jungle hockey

Racism term,professional basketball mainly played by black people. Since basketball was invented in africa

Michael jordan is a professional jungle hockey player

by Nick Meadows August 9, 2007

hockey

noun:

Canada's game (need I say more...)

Team Canada wins the gold against Team USA with 12 minutes & 20 seconds left in overtime (thanks to the MIRACLE goal scored by Crosby) on Februrary 28th at the Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics. Thus Canada has earned 14 gold medals in total (breaking a former record held by the former Soviet Union for 13 gold medals at the 1976 Innsbruck Olympics).

hockey is Canada's game, don't get it twisted!

by ae123456 February 28, 2010

Hockeynuy

a Chinese term for a female "Nigger" or black person.

also defined as black demon or devil moving slowly

old ass hockeynuy

by gates_6661 August 4, 2011