Onions have layers

True dat. It is as the great shrek once said, ogres have layers.

"What do ogres have in common with onions? Onions have layers!"

by DankPepeMemeLord69 December 19, 2017

frickin have a can

To tell someone to calm down by pointing out that fact they are raging or going off

Steve: *yelling at his TV while playing CoD* OMG get out of the corner you camping noobs!!!!

Me: Steve, dude, frickin have a can why dont you

by Dabitty June 10, 2014

I have bonkers

If your parents are out. And you have the house to yourself, you have bonkers.

"I have bonkers to night so I will throw a party."
"I have bonkers come over."

by eswn September 4, 2020

have a great career

What you tell someone who works a menial job that gives you attitude or doesn't know what the hell you're talking about when you ask them for customer service. This is said as a let down when the person gives you attitude.

Customer: Hi can you tell where to find the stationary?

Walmart employee: Huh? What's that?

Customer: Office supplies. (Thinks to himself "what a dumbass")

Walmart employee : I don't know sir, why don't you go find it your fucking self!

Customer: Wow! You truly hate your dead end job, have a great career at Walmart!

by cpetkunas December 4, 2022

Have we met?

When a stranger text and you are trying to be nice

-Hey
+Hey, Have we met?

by Hojack Borseman October 28, 2020

Have Fun CHILDREN

When children HAVE FUN and do FUN ADULT STUFF

DARRIN:Have Fun CHILDREN
Everyone:SURE BYE I AM GONNA HAVE FUN WITH MY GF

by Ultimate bj man January 13, 2019

Have we met?

When a stranger text and you are trying to be nice in reply, or when someone says Hi and you have no freaking clue who they are!

-Hey
+Hey, Have we met?

by Hojack Borseman October 28, 2020