handel

A graffitit artists monicur

"ay you wright , wus ur handel"

by AXCES January 5, 2008

Double Handed Double TF

Double Handed Double TF's, short for Double Handed Double Thumb Fuck's, involve the process of cupping the hands around the penis and clasping the fingers together while forming an artificial vagina using the two thumbs around either side of the cock.

I'm gonna go drop a monster load in my mums mouth from a Double Handed Double TF

by Nick Meecham November 9, 2007

Hansen-Staggs

(adjective): to act in a foolish nature that causes harm to your body and/or your surroundings

Stop acting so hansen-staggs.

by Johnny Smarts February 26, 2008

Left-Handed

(Adj.) one who is capable of only sucking the left nut.

Helen Keller was left-handed, only capable of sucking the left but.

by torteela_boi November 13, 2017

hansel and gretel

when your women is making something in the oven, as she opens the oven door you run up behind her shove her head in then you pants her and fuck her in either hole

brandon used the hansel and gretel on his mother in law

by rshanks April 9, 2008

hansel-and-gretel

To have sex with someone inside an oven. Requires extreme flexibility and a high resistance to heat. (Or just very big appliances).

From the children's fairy tale "Hansel and Gretel". Because we know what they were REALLY doing in that oven...

A. She wanted to hansel-and-gretel him, but unfortunately, she wasn't flexible and he just couldn't take the heat.
B. "Are things getting hot in here, or is that just me?"

"No, stupid, it's just because we're hansel-and-greteling."

by Ze Brothers Grimm June 10, 2011

Hanselness

To be big headed, literally.

To have a big head.

That guy has one hanselness head.

by Hanselhead May 4, 2011