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hansel-and-gretel

To have sex with someone inside an oven. Requires extreme flexibility and a high resistance to heat. (Or just very big appliances).

From the children's fairy tale "Hansel and Gretel". Because we know what they were REALLY doing in that oven...
A. She wanted to hansel-and-gretel him, but unfortunately, she wasn't flexible and he just couldn't take the heat.
B. "Are things getting hot in here, or is that just me?"

"No, stupid, it's just because we're hansel-and-greteling."
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Hansel and Gretel 

When you take a crap in the woods and leave a trail of toilet paper leading to the poo so you don't step in it later.
one deer hunter to another: "I left a Hansel and Gretel by the big pine tree, so you may want to avoid that area; At least it's clearly marked".
Hansel and Gretel by tenesmus November 27, 2017

Hansel and Gretel 

The act of kidnapping and fattening up a skinny girl for future use.
I would like to Hansel and Gretel Brittany’s little ass.
Hansel and Gretel by WarrenGold August 29, 2018

Hansel and Gretel 

Sharting while running outdoors, or frantically shuffling to the restroom, leaving a trail of shit you can follow back to where you came from, if need be.
"Dude! Coach ran me so hard at practice that I left a Hansel and Gretel all the way from the field house."

"Bill ate tacos for lunch and within 10 mins, he had Hansel and Greteled a path from his desk to the bathroom"
Hansel and Gretel by BEE EF DEE November 2, 2011

hansel and gretel 

Hey, yo, don't be like hicks and be like hansel and gretel
hansel and gretel by Shizzle DOG November 18, 2002

hansel and gretel 

A class of excrement which leaves a telltale spiral trail around the toilet bowl as it drains, so that it might find its way back home.
The janitor went through 3 cans of AJAX in an attempt to remove a particularly stubborn hansel and gretel trail from the new porcelain White House toilet.

Hansel and Gretel 

When you fuck your woman in the ass, while shoving her head first into an oven.
Abe: Dude, did you see that old fat bitch eating breadcrumbs behind Mcdonalds?
Joel: Yea, I already invited her to my candy house and gave her a hansel and gretel.
Abe: Call the police!
Hansel and Gretel by Darkclowd April 2, 2020
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