concord grape handler

Similar to a standard skull-fucking, with a delightful twist. The difference being that during your hemorrhoidal flare-up you turn around 180 degrees and slam your ass into her forehead. Her natural reaction will be to move the grapes away so the puss doesn’t drip into her eyes.

Our typical skull-fucking was getting old, so we progressed to the concord grape handler.

It takes a special California girl to request the concord grape handler.

by Wicked Ways March 15, 2010

Chelsea Handler

quite possibly the funniest woman to ever walk the earth. has hysterical television shows, with even a MORE hysterical nack for writing about her life. Whether is a book dedicated to all of her one night stands, or a book about her drunk and wild antics with her and her friends, chelsea handler is a legend.

Whoa that joke you told was TOTALLY chelsea handler!!!

by missmk420 October 20, 2008

handlebar

The type of drinking establishment that services mostly motorcyclers and local roughnecks.

We realized we had overdressed once we walked in the bar; the place was completely handlebar.

by Chatain February 18, 2009

Rub Handles

An alternative term for love handles. Often found a more fitting name based on the fact that no one actually loves love handles.

That chick's rub handles were repulsive.

by pphresh January 24, 2010

crepe hanger

a morbid or death-obsessed person

by Anton September 30, 2003

Handle Jiggling

Where the driver's side door is unlocked and they get in but you stand at the passenger's side and shake the handle until they unlock it.

Duddeee, you left me out in the cold forever, I was Handle Jiggling like a stripper out there.

by Keri@Wyoming July 26, 2010

Handler

A person who only gets in relationships with mentally ill people. A handler either wants to “fix” the person or thinks an experience with them would be “interesting”. They often decide to end the relationship when the person they are dating gets better help.

Person A: Hey how’s Anna?
Person B: Fuck if I know, she dumped me as soon as I started taking meds that work.
Person A: Jesus, forget about that handler

by tommyboy666 December 2, 2017