half couch

Someone with a nice face, but an ugly body; typically refers to the standard funerary practice of leaving only the top portion of the casket open.

"Check out that half couch!"
"Who?"
"Half couch! Like body bad or carface. He has a face, but look at has body. He has no shoulders and that weird skinny person belly flab. If he was dead, you'd only want the top of the casket open, so he's a half couch."

by HazyKushen May 18, 2016

Half crescent

Tattooing one butt cheek completely black so as to strike fear into your woman during sex. Cobras only strike at night.

I love my new half crescent. I have never been so dominant and forceful during intercourse.
Or the locker room

by Jibbletlover99 November 29, 2018

half-movements

a word used for when being attacked by a yute.

Danick you large headed octopus don't come at me with them half-movements.

by lingolobster March 20, 2017

Half Vegan

Half Vegan is when you only eat one type of meat and your on a vegan diet

Would you like some of this chicken “No thanks I’m Half Vegan

by Ash Jäger Main July 11, 2018

Half-elf

A mixture of human and elf, only having a part of elven longevity, only being ablt to live for around 100-200 years of age.

They still got the wits and intellect of elves.

To elves, they look like humans, but to humans, they look like elves

by James Lowe October 14, 2004

shit and a half

If its a really shitty call or if it is worse than shit

That wasnt a foul, thats a shit and a half!

by tomathon toe August 13, 2006

Half Sibling

A brother or sister that have the same mama and a different daddy...

"We don't know who mama's baby daddy is, but the little bastard's gonna be my half sibling..."

by -KTG February 14, 2008