robo hobo

To define a "Robo Hobo" is a somewhat difficult task. To come to understand these immense and complex creatures we must first observe their surroundings. Robo Hobo's tend to graze constantly throughout the day and spend most nights in a cardboard box. When approached, a loud growl will usually escape their lips, then soon afterward the animal will start speaking in a slurred voice begging you to tell him/her a story about unicorns and insists on calling you Atticus.

I wandered down an alley, (my usual shortcut to school) just the other day, and came across what looked to be a Robo Hobo.

"RAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. Atticus, where is your HORN?!" Said the monstrous creature.

I hurried home and made myself some chai tea to calm my nerves from the terrifying ordeal.

by redkingjupiterborne February 27, 2009

The ULTIMATE solution to the hobo "problem"

The very hammer used by Martha Stewart to slaughter countless of defensless Hobos during the late 1990's

Dude, if you dont shut the fuck up, imma whip out the ULTIMATE solution to the hobo "problem" until you are no more then a bloody puddle of mush

by C-Dogg 666 March 13, 2004

connect hobo

When wondering around your local town, you may recognise the regular homeless people wondering around the streets. Connect hobo is where you must find and name four hobos in one day. the first person to four wins!

"Ah hey look its charlie the crazy gold fish eating hobo."
"CONNECT HOBO!"

by ellytots October 23, 2008

Lesbi-hobo

Lesbi-hobos are lesbians who are homeless and have no respect for personal boundaries. They feed on garbage and fresh pretty girls. Much like zombies. Victims are usually girls who are drunk and can't defend themselves. Always seen in ripped flannel, black beanie hats, dirty knock off Birkenstocks, and dirt covered wet trench coats.
If you see any lesbi-hobos, do not approach them. They are wild animals. They do not like men, so always have one with you; gay or straight.

"She got raped after dark in the mall parking lot by 4 lesbi-hobos."

"Look at those lesbi-hobos sleeping by the fence."

by Bluebyll November 20, 2014

Angry Hobo

An angry hobo is a sexual move in which you vomit into the anus of your partner and then anally fist them, using the vomit as a lubricant

Jeff: 'Man I was so wasted last night I was sick everywhere, but I was desperate for some backdoor action so I gave this chick an angry hobo'

Steve: 'Dats mad'

by phatdik January 13, 2009

hospital hobo

One who is always in the hospital, always for a different reason

Girl 1: Did you hear? Christina was in the hospital AGAIN!
Girl 2: She is such a hospital hobo! She might as well just move in! What'd she do this time?
Girl 1: I dunno, sprained her wrist or something.
Girl 2: Ha, poor thing. But what else is new?

by Tonks007 April 16, 2008

Supa Fly Hobo Slippin

all-american curling, only with greased-up hobos instead of rocks and inside of a mall instead of on the ice. possibly the greatest sport of all time.

Hey, let's go supa fly hobo slippin' at Landmark next thursday.

by the jack man April 24, 2003