Sexual move usually practised at night on a park bench, a bush or in a dumpster. Can be performed by same sex partners. Head to toe. Both partners have to be inebriated, fully clothed with only the genitals exposed. Traditionally both partners are homeless although it is on trend to simulate homelessness to participate.
by Creator of the reverse hobo. December 16, 2013

1) The worst of two bad choices, though only slightly. 2) An alternative that is worse than the current, distasteful situation.
Bob: "I just got ugly Bertha to agree to go on a date."
Dave: "Great! That's better than a hobo blowjob."
Bob: "I guess so..."
"You can either stay here and watch this chick flick with me or go get a hobo blowjob."
Dave: "Great! That's better than a hobo blowjob."
Bob: "I guess so..."
"You can either stay here and watch this chick flick with me or go get a hobo blowjob."
by happyjacks December 17, 2012

by RainbowTaaiilll November 16, 2013

Gutter whore who not unlike the bagpipes getting filled with air gets blown full of nasty hobo semen. A little squeeze and horrible sounds and of course semen will project outwards.
by Jackal178 January 6, 2023

Aaron's fav breakfast. Put anything you want in there. Scramble with your stick. Soak till it's done.
by Prosser_Casanova May 23, 2014

Where your put your testicles on the eyes of a passed out person on a train. Usually one testicle for each eye.
by Ty is awesome July 23, 2022

by SonicSkeddison October 4, 2018
