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having a shit one

Having a good day or… a shit one
Hey how’s it going, hope you’re having a shit one- North Borders
by anonymous March 26, 2022
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Have we met?

When a stranger text and you are trying to be nice in reply, or when someone says Hi and you have no freaking clue who they are!
-Hey
+Hey, Have we met?
by Hojack Borseman October 28, 2020
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If we don't have it...

A fat cow "If we don't have it..."

Hym "Yeah, I'm gonna stop you right there. You're taking that out of context and you're either doing it deliberately because you're a bitch or you're doing it unintentionally because you're an retard. So... Which is it? Bitch or retard? Retarded bitch? It's probably both. You're probably a retarded bitch. This is exactly why the misogyny. You're doing that to yourself at this point."
by Hym Iam August 26, 2023
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i have cheese

means to have a wedgie
I wanted to go to Fruit Salad, but I have cheese.

Can someone tell the new girl she has cheese?
by jakiechan79 April 27, 2021
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i have fat

I have fat. Something a rich white person who doesn’t want to admit they are fat says.
“Dude, you need to get on the treadmill. You’re fucking fat
“Sweetie, you need to get on the treadmill. You’re fucking fat
“Darling, I have fat, I am CERTAINLY NOT fat!”
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you have are the stupid

person 1: "you have are the stupid"
Person 2: "wha-"
person 1: *disappears*
by uegh October 13, 2022
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Apples Have Epilepsy

When you mishear something hilariously wrong because you couldn't really hear the speaker.

Named for a hilarious fail from The Pun Guys doing the Whisper Challenge, where one person wears "loud-ass headphones" and has to figure out the nonsensical sentence that is being said to them.

The opposite of this is "The Thin Rhino" (Also from The Pun Guys)
Dan: Camels eat sexy paper clips.
John: ...Apples have epilepsy!

*Dan dies laughing*

(Opposite version)

John: The thin rhino ate the possessed i-pod.

*Later*
John: The thin rhino...
Dan: The thin rhino?

John: YES!

Dan: What? Wow!!
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 24, 2020
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