Google Blink

The moment you arrive at Google, and stare blankly at the blinking cursor having forgotten your query.

This phenomena is likely linked to having to check the time twice, because you didn't pay attention when you first checked.

I spent 10 minutes with a Google Blink. When I finally remembered what I was Googling for the moment had passed.

by Dale Tucker February 6, 2015

google-brained

A person who doesn't try to remember anything that they can look up on Google.

1st guy: Man, we watched a great show last night about a town that is trying to survive after a nuclear attack.
2nd guy: What's the show called?
1st guy: I'm google-brained man. I'll have to look it up.

by GritCityGuy March 10, 2008

re-google

I googled it once, and later I googled it again. Who needs bookmarks anymore?

I re-Googled and came up with the same links, so they are still the leading hits for my search.

by MotorHead.Dude December 2, 2013

Google Pretend

The act of googling something previously unknown or not yet understood & acting as if one knew all along.

Sally texts: "Banana peppers are amazing"
Joe Googles "Banana peppers"
Joe texts: "Yes I love them also :)" <-- Google Pretend

by siforek May 17, 2012

Google Subscription

A gift for "that" friend who constantly asks you questions that they could just search for on the interwebs.

oOChrissyOo needs a Google Subscription, especially when her sugars are low.

by Notorious Chicka April 10, 2017

Google feud

A Family feud parody where you need to think what people searched and clear the board.
But trust me.
You'll never clear the board.

"Do fish ever Google FUCKING Feud!"
-Kubz Scouts (Playing google feud)

by Omega-Shon-Jon December 4, 2021

google history

Your browsed porn collections, often used as a joke.

I deleted my google history so my mom won’t know.

by Description Dictionary November 2, 2017